19 July 2020 @ 08:55 pm
I had a few questions that aren't exactly related, but might as well be asked together.

[This feels familiar and yet also awkward. He'd gotten used to tormenting all of Hadriel with questions, but this is a new place and despite having been here a few weeks now he's still pretty unsure about the social dynamics. But continuing to be unsure won't accomplish anything, so he might as well just get into it.]

I've already gotten some interesting answers from a few people here, but since there are new arrivals once again it seems worth asking more generally: for those who've been here awhile, if you could only give one piece of advice to new people, what would it be?

Related to arriving, I've heard that some people here arrived from somewhere other than their own worlds. For those who are willing to share, if this situation applies to you, where did you come from and what was it like?


[He'll hold off on sharing his own experience just yet, at least unless he's asked directly.]

My last question is less curiosity and more practicality: does anyone know of a place that's isolated and safe enough for those who haven't discovered their powers to practice doing so? It seems a little reckless to test out new powers in the safehouse, around other people, but obviously we also shouldn't be practicing anywhere that the glow might be noticed. A designated location might be useful for that sort of thing, but before I try to figure out how to make that happen I'd like to make sure I'm not doing something someone's already done.

[He doesn't want to deal with finding rental places, let alone pay for one, if he doesn't have to.]
 
 
16 June 2020 @ 08:42 am
so that crazy is over, i decided to touch base

1. i am a hairstylist again, i got a job at the cutting edge. we got discount days so come see me, it's quality service and affordable prices and we got snacks

2. i woke up hugging a sword from back home tho it doesn't do the thing it usually does so it's useless although it was kinda crappy back home too

can anyone who knows about weapons check on it?

3. speaking of help, everyone has got powers over here, right? i'm looking for some help. it's memory related. also if anyone can make me taller that would be cool too

4. thats pretty much it come get a haircut i need money to get out of the safehouse and a roommate i'm open for suggestions bye
 
 
19 May 2020 @ 06:04 pm
[ Just as the Morningstar network opens up again, a new message blips into view for everyone, even those inside the simulation. ]

We're up and running.
Wakey wakey flappy birds. Well -- kind of. You're all still stuck in a nightmare from what I can tell, but now you have the luxury of being able to tell each other about it.

Before we all get into it, I've compiled a small FAQ for your reading pleasure:

How is this happening?
Well, with some manual help from @jyn.erso and @tony.stark, Lucifer and I have soft wired the Morningstar network through @gabriel.reyes' ALIGN implant. Rather than bombard him with 20 questions, I'd suggest you send a thank you in the form of pies and candied almonds when this is over.

Why am I in a nightmare world with AI overlords?
That's all Judas. You may remember him from such films as "I asked you to steal him from the UNA."

Who are you?
Cassius. I'm an AI. We've all had a rocky past, and I know you all have mixed opinions about me. Right now we've got a common goal, so let's play nice.

Why are you here?
Judas is angry and not exactly in his right mind. This isn't what I wanted to happen. Lucifer and I have spoken about it. To put it short: I've got limited access to the Morningstar network, and I'm offering what resources I have to put an end to the simulation.

Don't you suck?
I'll reiterate what I've said before: Judas was never supposed to make it to where he did, and I gambled my calculations on the integrity of the Displaced. Then this happened. Not the best outcome.

You can also check out my prior post. Everyone's sure got a lot to say.
Let's do this.
 
 
25 April 2020 @ 08:48 pm
what's the skinny on music
where's the zeppelin
is spotify still a thing

don't come at me with any of this future crap, keep your dubstep theremin ukulele Pitch Perfect 2 frankenstein's monster of hipster garbage to yourself
 
 
20 April 2020 @ 10:46 am
First day out into this fascinating new world of yours.

If anyone is so inclined, I would love a little tour. Some of your favorite spots, any areas of interest, the standard. Perhaps some off-line information sharing.

I would, of course, owe that person a favor. The pleasure of company is an added bonus.

Thank you in advance.