@robert.plant

[righteously]

what's the skinny on music
where's the zeppelin
is spotify still a thing

don't come at me with any of this future crap, keep your dubstep theremin ukulele Pitch Perfect 2 frankenstein's monster of hipster garbage to yourself

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@catra.victorious

[purrsistence]

... Aren't these things supposed to translate? This post is incomprehensible.

As for music, I don't know. Go to a bar or something like a normal person.

[righteously]

just so we're 100% on the same page here

what you're saying is

any time you wanna listen to music
like
I don't know
on a run
doing dishes
you go to a bar, that's what normal people do?

it must be so damn inconvenient hauling all your pots and pans down there, I really feel for ya

[purrsistence]

What? Why would you listen to music while you're doing the dishes?! HOW would you listen to music while you're doing the dishes?! Do you have your own personal musician to follow you round or something?!

[ #fantasy world problems ]

Also, WHO IS DOING DISHES IN THIS PLACE??? This world has TAKEOUT!! You never have to wash dishes EVER AGAIN.

@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

Is Robert Plant truly asking where the Zeppelin is? That's like a hamburger asking where the beef is.

[ hello he's here for the roast ]

[righteously]

you know what, call me a hamburger if you can point me toward any actual friggin beef because grasshopper burgers are a freaking sin against nature

if i find out anything else that's good and pure has been replaced by bugs i'm gonna burn this mother down

[selfimage]

Far be it from me to stop you.
I just like pointing out the irony of it.

Mr. Plant.

@lottie.person

[antihistamine]

u sound old.

[righteously]

thanks for your hot take, gen z

[antihistamine]

[ Lottie is definitely a millennial but she's not going to correct because it's v flattering to be considered younger. ]

can't you just use future google like everyone else?

you're not from like, medieval times

@kyna.medina

[evocation]

sorry dad
that stuff's like a million years out of date here

[righteously]

yeah and Mozart was like the ghost of a ghost of a coffin's great grandfather when I'm from but his crap was still around so

someone pony up the goods

@daisy.johnson

[evite]

whitney houston had a comeback recently

[righteously]

I don't know if you were TRYING to hurt me just now but
how dare you

[purrsistence]

You understand this??

Translation please.

[kill7]

is your name legit robert plant

[righteously]

Nope

@stephen.strange

[rehandle]

Having fun with the under thirties?

[righteously]

Save me from millennial hell.
I've never felt closer to enjoying a senior citizen discount at Golden Corral.

[evite]

don't you start, doctor dad.

@jason.todd

[reneger]

too tech challenged to browse and find it on your own?

[righteously]

excuse me for coming from the century where we just invented Alexa

How the hell am I supposed to know how to psychically drive a freakin neural interface and summon up apps I've never even heard of after, like, 4 freakin days

[closerift]

Is this a good opportunity to ask what music you promised to share with me?
Remember: my expectations are towering.

[righteously]

This is exactly the perfect time, because I learned how to work the damn thing

buckle up buttercup

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lemme know how they hit you

text; @adora.weaver

[dumbjockenergy]

What's Spotify?

[righteously]

Music app. Every song basically ever stored in the magical internet cloud.