@robert.plant

[righteously]

what's the skinny on music
where's the zeppelin
is spotify still a thing

don't come at me with any of this future crap, keep your dubstep theremin ukulele Pitch Perfect 2 frankenstein's monster of hipster garbage to yourself

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@catra.victorious

[purrsistence]

... Aren't these things supposed to translate? This post is incomprehensible.

As for music, I don't know. Go to a bar or something like a normal person.

@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

Is Robert Plant truly asking where the Zeppelin is? That's like a hamburger asking where the beef is.

[ hello he's here for the roast ]

@lottie.person

[antihistamine]

u sound old.

[righteously]

just so we're 100% on the same page here

what you're saying is

any time you wanna listen to music
like
I don't know
on a run
doing dishes
you go to a bar, that's what normal people do?

it must be so damn inconvenient hauling all your pots and pans down there, I really feel for ya

[righteously]

you know what, call me a hamburger if you can point me toward any actual friggin beef because grasshopper burgers are a freaking sin against nature

if i find out anything else that's good and pure has been replaced by bugs i'm gonna burn this mother down

[righteously]

thanks for your hot take, gen z

@kyna.medina

[evocation]

sorry dad
that stuff's like a million years out of date here

[purrsistence]

What? Why would you listen to music while you're doing the dishes?! HOW would you listen to music while you're doing the dishes?! Do you have your own personal musician to follow you round or something?!

[ #fantasy world problems ]

Also, WHO IS DOING DISHES IN THIS PLACE??? This world has TAKEOUT!! You never have to wash dishes EVER AGAIN.

@daisy.johnson

[evite]

whitney houston had a comeback recently

[righteously]

yeah and Mozart was like the ghost of a ghost of a coffin's great grandfather when I'm from but his crap was still around so

someone pony up the goods

[righteously]

I don't know if you were TRYING to hurt me just now but
how dare you

[evite]

oh come on
how will i know is a banger

[purrsistence]

You understand this??

Translation please.

[righteously]

do you have like a social worker around here we should be contacting
do they know you're on the internet
have they given you the To Catch A Predator speech

[righteously]

if it was a good song you wouldn't have to ask

[evite]

i don't see any question marks up there, bucko
but i guess if you're more i wanna dance with somebody i can let that slide

[evocation]

yeah but mozart was like
legit

[evite]

in "i try too hard old man"-ese:

'what is the current status of music'
'where is the music from [a rock band from the 1980s]'
'is [an online music streaming service] still a thing'

'wah wah wah i don't like the future'

[righteously]

the only downside to texting is that people can't tell when you're hanging up on them
so
this is me letting you know I'm hanging up on you

freaking whitney houston, unbelievable

[antihistamine]

[ Lottie is definitely a millennial but she's not going to correct because it's v flattering to be considered younger. ]

can't you just use future google like everyone else?

you're not from like, medieval times

[righteously]

the 1980s??
what is wrong with you

[righteously]

i swear to god
I can't with you freaking tweens anymore

[evite]

okay okay 1968 you pedant
but the honeydrippers were better 🙃

[evite]

you can't hang up on a text message, grandpa

[righteously]

Sure, how about you tell me what the name of Future Google is so I don't have to Future Google it to know what I'm supposed to be using to freaking Future Google