@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright folks, it only took fifty years but I put together a little somethin somethin to supplement Lance's compendium of relevant history. You might wanna read that first if you care about the bigger picture and not just the spooky scary skeletons at your back door.

It's a bestiary, aka a monster handbook. Should be everything we know lore-wise about the monsters along with a list of all the species we've run into so far. I know a few people here beat me out by eight months or something, so if I'm missing anything let me know.

I could also use some deets on the dreams from incident 2, so fill me in if you know about it.

Magical Monsters and Where to Shoot Them

I got some complaints from some non-21st century earth types the last time I talked about this, so my associate Castiel Angelofthelord McFlappywings Winchester provided some non-pop culture context for your viewing pleasure.

Whoever's in charge of the welcome pamphlet, maybe you wanna shove this in there too

If any of you assclowns edits something and ruins it I'll personally come to your apartment and put bouillon cubes in your shower head, then turn off edit rights

Comments

@castiel.winchester

[unwings]

[ for all those not named dean winchester: ]

It's 'Castiel'. Just Castiel.

[righteously]

Like Madonna

[unwings]

Or Shakira.

@lexaa.trikru

[coalitions]

Thank you for the translations, it was like reading an unknown language.

[unwings]

You're welcome, Lexa. I've known the feeling well enough to motivate sparing others from it.

@john.blake

[oversight]

Not to be difficult, but how exactly is an "upright snake" different from a dragon? Does it have a snake's head?

[righteously]

Too human-y to be a dragon. Also, not

dragon-y enough

@lance.sweets

[lifetothefullest]

This is really excellent, thank you both for all your effort in this. I'll add it to the information document.

You really went all out on the formatting, too.

[righteously]

Thank you
Jesus
at least somebody here has a little freaking gratitude

@cal.amari

[kinkprofessor]

While the naming conventions are unorthodox, I appreciate this information as a Xenobiologist.
I actually hope to get the chance to personally study some of these species someday. I might be able to provide even more knowledge about them.

[righteously]

We're looking at nabbing a few live ones as soon as that hipster with the drywall powers builds us the holding cells
as soon as we get one I'll give you a ring

@ellie.miller

[notathreat]

Holy shit I can't believe I got that many of the references.
Also these are beyond fucking horrifying thanks

Weird question: so are these all unique to THIS world or have we gotten anything that might look like it hitched a ride with one of us?

[righteously]

coming from a world of a crapload of monsters myself, I can tell you none of these match anything like what we've got back home

even species that are probably "universal", stuff you've heard of like shapeshifters, the ones here don't look remotely like the shapeshifters we've got.

short answer: I don't think so
honest answer: no friggin clue

@nathan.drake

[nonscriptum]

damn. hat's off. this is comprehensive.

[righteously]

Thanks, man. Glad we're balancing out those Yelp reviews.

[ Stares at Junior Batman. ]

I have like four talents and monsters are one of them.

@lexa.trikru

[coalitions]

This is very well organized and easy to understand, with Castiel's clarifications.

Good work.

[righteously]

Thank you Xena Warrior Princess
shout out to Cas for dealing with it

@stephen.strange

[rehandle]

Thanks, Dean. And Castiel. We've sorely needed this.

[righteously]

any time, boss.

[unwings]

Glad we could help.

@eugene.hicks

[preseance]

﹙ in the spirit of being difficult — ﹚

I ain't reading all that. For the record.

﹙ well. he might. ﹚

[righteously]

Good call, there are a lot of big words. I'm talkin three, four syllables easy.

[unwings]

In summary: decapitation is best, empathy bonds cure infections, explosives as a last resort.

@wade.wilson

[ishotyouuu]

damn someone did their homework

do u want ur regularly scheduled swirlies now or should i just pencil u in 4 later

also how is going in guns blazing like an idiot not a legitimate strategy i mean come on

@castiel.winchester

[unwings]

Our scheduled what