@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright folks, it only took fifty years but I put together a little somethin somethin to supplement Lance's compendium of relevant history. You might wanna read that first if you care about the bigger picture and not just the spooky scary skeletons at your back door.

It's a bestiary, aka a monster handbook. Should be everything we know lore-wise about the monsters along with a list of all the species we've run into so far. I know a few people here beat me out by eight months or something, so if I'm missing anything let me know.

I could also use some deets on the dreams from incident 2, so fill me in if you know about it.

Magical Monsters and Where to Shoot Them

I got some complaints from some non-21st century earth types the last time I talked about this, so my associate Castiel Angelofthelord McFlappywings Winchester provided some non-pop culture context for your viewing pleasure.

Whoever's in charge of the welcome pamphlet, maybe you wanna shove this in there too

If any of you assclowns edits something and ruins it I'll personally come to your apartment and put bouillon cubes in your shower head, then turn off edit rights

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[righteously]

You'd think I'd start learning from my mistakes

[ But does he ever, though? In like the last fifteen years, has he ever? ]

[preseance]

Please ask Castiel to put me on speed-dial that he may inform me should that most hallowed of events ever comes to pass.

[unwings]

Done.

[preseance]

I ever tell you you're my favorite, Castiel? Because you are. My clear and present fav.