@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright folks, it only took fifty years but I put together a little somethin somethin to supplement Lance's compendium of relevant history. You might wanna read that first if you care about the bigger picture and not just the spooky scary skeletons at your back door.

It's a bestiary, aka a monster handbook. Should be everything we know lore-wise about the monsters along with a list of all the species we've run into so far. I know a few people here beat me out by eight months or something, so if I'm missing anything let me know.

I could also use some deets on the dreams from incident 2, so fill me in if you know about it.

Magical Monsters and Where to Shoot Them

I got some complaints from some non-21st century earth types the last time I talked about this, so my associate Castiel Angelofthelord McFlappywings Winchester provided some non-pop culture context for your viewing pleasure.

Whoever's in charge of the welcome pamphlet, maybe you wanna shove this in there too

If any of you assclowns edits something and ruins it I'll personally come to your apartment and put bouillon cubes in your shower head, then turn off edit rights

Comments

[unwings]

I didn't go to high school.

[ishotyouuu]

eyyy dropout buddies o/

arent those ged tests a big fat waste of time or what

[unwings]

I didn't drop out, and never tested for a GED. Are 'swirlies' a portion of the test?

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[ishotyouuu]

oh

i mean i didnt either so i wouldnt know

i just said i did to make u feel less bad

[Totally selling that, Wade.]

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[ishotyouuu]

in any case a swirly is when someone sticks ur head in the toilet and flushes it as a prank

not that thats ever happened 2 me or anything

its smth u just know

and now the joke is ruined cuz i had 2 explain it so thanks for that :/

[unwings]

Why? I don't feel bad.

You were the one doing this to other students, then? Because they did homework. Did their success make you feel inferior?

[ real talk: cas knows what a swirly is, ruining the joke was exactly the plan, because like hell anyone's putting his or dean's head in a toilet. long story short: he's fucking with you, wade. ]

My pleasure. :)

[ishotyouuu]

[Oh, Wade knows what that smiley means. He also knows enough about trolling to know when it's being turned around on him. So his response is a genuinely pleased:]

Well played, you little shit. ;D

[unwings]

Thanks. It's Castiel.

[ cas takes shit from exactly one (1) person these days, and that's the butthead that wrote this document with him. you can almost hear the flatness through the text. ]

May our completed homework keep you alive in the coming days.

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, thanks. I've often depended on the kindness of nerds.

[Not even sarcasm this time. Though he'll never admit it, he'll miss the witty repartee and the ingenuity of his vitriolic best bud back home.]