@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright folks, it only took fifty years but I put together a little somethin somethin to supplement Lance's compendium of relevant history. You might wanna read that first if you care about the bigger picture and not just the spooky scary skeletons at your back door.

It's a bestiary, aka a monster handbook. Should be everything we know lore-wise about the monsters along with a list of all the species we've run into so far. I know a few people here beat me out by eight months or something, so if I'm missing anything let me know.

I could also use some deets on the dreams from incident 2, so fill me in if you know about it.

Magical Monsters and Where to Shoot Them

I got some complaints from some non-21st century earth types the last time I talked about this, so my associate Castiel Angelofthelord McFlappywings Winchester provided some non-pop culture context for your viewing pleasure.

Whoever's in charge of the welcome pamphlet, maybe you wanna shove this in there too

If any of you assclowns edits something and ruins it I'll personally come to your apartment and put bouillon cubes in your shower head, then turn off edit rights

Comments

@kyna.medina

[evocation]

just say the names suck
we're all thinking it

[righteously]

what, you think you could do better?
let's hear some examples

[evocation]

come on
monster names are supposed to be spooky

[righteously]

"Horrifying Nightmare Fuel Spider People" doesn't cut it?

[evocation]

it's not
you know
eloquent or whatever

[righteously]

Don't poke holes if you can't offer up something better, sisterr

[evocation]

i'm giving you constructive criticism, not doing your homework for you, dork

[righteously]

Nope
Not acceptable
This ain't art, and I'm not in school
If you're gonna complain, you throw out something better or you hit the road

[evocation]

wow, chill
i'm joking

[righteously]

it's hard to tell anymore when that guy a thread up wanted to talk to my manager because I didn't do it on college lined paper and cite my sources

[ rassum frassum salty ]

[evocation]

you did a lot of work and it's awesome
but citing your sources isn't a terrible idea

[She's a nerd about this kind of thing and not much else.]

[righteously]

the sources were 5000 comments with like 2 relevant lines in them

i'm not citing 5000 sources, I don't have that kind of freakin time

@jimmy.page

[remorseful]

Well, the real question is why someone's doubting what Dean has to say here. This isn't here to lead anyone astray. I think that might be why he's irritated.

@jimmy.page

[remorseful]

He once named a new monster "Jefferson Starships."

[evocation]

what the fuck was it?
and what is that even a reference to?

[remorseful]

A band from the mid-1970s. They evolved from another group.

The Jefferson Starships were an evolved set of monsters created by the Mother of All Monsters. (Also known as Eve.)

It was actually a pretty good name.

[righteously]

this is the kind of moral support i need right now

[remorseful]

No problem, man.

[evocation]

evolved how?

[remorseful]

Forcefully. They were kinda all the monsters at once.

[evocation]

wow
that fucking sucks
your world sounds nuts

[righteously]

you have no idea
this is like the fifteenth time we've been bounced around to a weird alternate universe, it's like one long freaking tuesday

[evocation]

wait, seriously?
what other universes have you been to?

[righteously]

well, if you count heaven hell and purgatory there's 3

then there was an apocalypse future one
one where our lives were a tv show and we had to pretend to be the actors playing us, that one was a freakin hoot
there was a DIFFERENT apocalypse world universe
there was this crappy universe that this dream walker chick got us stuck in for a while
there was one where Sam was a motivational speaker with a man bun

I feel like I'm missing something

[evocation]

dude
what the fuck

seriously?
a man bun?