@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright folks, it only took fifty years but I put together a little somethin somethin to supplement Lance's compendium of relevant history. You might wanna read that first if you care about the bigger picture and not just the spooky scary skeletons at your back door.

It's a bestiary, aka a monster handbook. Should be everything we know lore-wise about the monsters along with a list of all the species we've run into so far. I know a few people here beat me out by eight months or something, so if I'm missing anything let me know.

I could also use some deets on the dreams from incident 2, so fill me in if you know about it.

Magical Monsters and Where to Shoot Them

I got some complaints from some non-21st century earth types the last time I talked about this, so my associate Castiel Angelofthelord McFlappywings Winchester provided some non-pop culture context for your viewing pleasure.

Whoever's in charge of the welcome pamphlet, maybe you wanna shove this in there too

If any of you assclowns edits something and ruins it I'll personally come to your apartment and put bouillon cubes in your shower head, then turn off edit rights

Comments

[righteously]

"Horrifying Nightmare Fuel Spider People" doesn't cut it?

[evocation]

it's not
you know
eloquent or whatever

[righteously]

Don't poke holes if you can't offer up something better, sisterr

[evocation]

i'm giving you constructive criticism, not doing your homework for you, dork

[righteously]

Nope
Not acceptable
This ain't art, and I'm not in school
If you're gonna complain, you throw out something better or you hit the road

[evocation]

wow, chill
i'm joking

[righteously]

it's hard to tell anymore when that guy a thread up wanted to talk to my manager because I didn't do it on college lined paper and cite my sources

[ rassum frassum salty ]

[evocation]

you did a lot of work and it's awesome
but citing your sources isn't a terrible idea

[She's a nerd about this kind of thing and not much else.]

[righteously]

the sources were 5000 comments with like 2 relevant lines in them

i'm not citing 5000 sources, I don't have that kind of freakin time

[evocation]

okay
you don't have to get all defensive at me

[righteously]

uh huh
let's see you spend a few weeks working on some crap like this for free so I can come in and point out the ways it sucks
then tell me about how not to be defensive

[evocation]

okay
i'm sorry
i wasn't trying to be an asshole
just fucking around

1/2

[righteously]

[ oh no an apology this almost never happens
how to process ]

2/2

[righteously]

yeah don't sweat it
at the end of the day all that matters is people have somewhere to go to figure out what they're dealing with and how to fight it

[evocation]

yeah
if you ever need help on something like this, you can bug me about it

@ian.fowler

[wittingly]

prooooud of youuuuuuuu

@jimmy.page

[remorseful]

Well, the real question is why someone's doubting what Dean has to say here. This isn't here to lead anyone astray. I think that might be why he's irritated.

[evocation]

i'm not doubting anything

[remorseful]

No, I know. It's just—sources are good and all, but we have to have some implicit trust somewhere. Don't we?

[evocation]

yeah, sure
i do trust it, and i wasn't trying to be an asshole

[remorseful]

It's all right. Dean's a little more cantankerous, and he doesn't usually take point on this specific kind of stuff. He wants to do what needs to get done, you know?

[righteously]

THANK YOU

nobody's gonna sit there and tell me they're gonna go back to those freakin comments to read someone talking about their day and argue about cat memes or whatever

[remorseful]

It helps on Lance's guide to go back and check the context for his notes, but for monsters? You're not gonna want to know people's thoughts on the validity of silver killing something, at least if there's evidence already that it works.

[righteously]

freakin rookies don't know what it's like to spend forty hours on a tome of lore for 2 paragraphs of relevant info

[remorseful]

At least it seems like these things all die the same way. Let's just hope that's not up for debate in the future.