@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright folks, it only took fifty years but I put together a little somethin somethin to supplement Lance's compendium of relevant history. You might wanna read that first if you care about the bigger picture and not just the spooky scary skeletons at your back door.

It's a bestiary, aka a monster handbook. Should be everything we know lore-wise about the monsters along with a list of all the species we've run into so far. I know a few people here beat me out by eight months or something, so if I'm missing anything let me know.

I could also use some deets on the dreams from incident 2, so fill me in if you know about it.

Magical Monsters and Where to Shoot Them

I got some complaints from some non-21st century earth types the last time I talked about this, so my associate Castiel Angelofthelord McFlappywings Winchester provided some non-pop culture context for your viewing pleasure.

Whoever's in charge of the welcome pamphlet, maybe you wanna shove this in there too

If any of you assclowns edits something and ruins it I'll personally come to your apartment and put bouillon cubes in your shower head, then turn off edit rights

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[righteously]

If you figure that out, give me a shout. I got a kid back home I need to pull on through.

[coalitions]

If we can, we will. Would you prefer this place to there? Obviously we have no better to go back to.

[righteously]

Well, considering back home we pissed off God and he's been scripting our entire lives
I'm kind of thinking here's treating us better so far

[coalitions]

Why is your God angry with you?

[righteously]

He wanted something from me I wasn't willing to give

[coalitions]

I did not know gods waited for humans to give them things, I assumed they took them.

[righteously]

Yeah sometimes they do.
There's this annoying thing called 'free will', that's just about the only thing he can't screw with. He can snap his fingers and end the planet all day long, but he can't make me do anything I don't wanna do.

Dude's pissed.

[coalitions]

Can't he just kill you with a snap of his fingers? Why waste the energy trying to make you do anything?

[righteously]

he could
but he's a writer. he likes to tell stories. he had this whole ending picked out for me and my brother. he was dead set on one of us killing the other.
couldn't force us to do it. never gonna happen.

[coalitions]

He sounds very bored.

[righteously]

sister you are not wrong about that

[coalitions]

The gods here may be doing something similar.

[righteously]

that's as good a theory as any, sure, why not

[coalitions]

I have no true theories on gods. I am open to them existing and the variety of reasons they may have to 'choose' us. I am interested to know where our abilities come from, but ultimately what matters more is what we do with them day by day.