@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright folks, it only took fifty years but I put together a little somethin somethin to supplement Lance's compendium of relevant history. You might wanna read that first if you care about the bigger picture and not just the spooky scary skeletons at your back door.

It's a bestiary, aka a monster handbook. Should be everything we know lore-wise about the monsters along with a list of all the species we've run into so far. I know a few people here beat me out by eight months or something, so if I'm missing anything let me know.

I could also use some deets on the dreams from incident 2, so fill me in if you know about it.

Magical Monsters and Where to Shoot Them

I got some complaints from some non-21st century earth types the last time I talked about this, so my associate Castiel Angelofthelord McFlappywings Winchester provided some non-pop culture context for your viewing pleasure.

Whoever's in charge of the welcome pamphlet, maybe you wanna shove this in there too

If any of you assclowns edits something and ruins it I'll personally come to your apartment and put bouillon cubes in your shower head, then turn off edit rights

Comments

[unwings]

He's a mechanic. I wouldn't count on any machine you gift him remaining unmodified.

[ please take a moment to imagine: dean winchester on an modded segway with some kind of 2 fast 2 furious turbo boost bullshit, tokyo drifting through red wings after you. ]

[lifetothefullest]

[That mental image is so funny that even a fear of imminent death couldn't dampen the humor.]

I bet there are competitions to do that sort of thing here.

[Maybe that would be a good hobby for him.]

[unwings]

The extra source of income wouldn't hurt.

[ let's be real, that'd be worth it in entertainment value alone. sometimes watching a 40 (70) year old man chase people on a tricked out scooter is just so healing. ]

[lifetothefullest]

[He also wants to see this.]

You'll have to tell me if he participates.

[unwings]

Certainly. You'll be the first alerted.