@jyn.erso

[realists]

[ gross, talking to people. but needs must. ]

I need someone to let me stab them.

I'll fix it.

Thanks.

Comments

@torvan.garak | Private

[plainsimple]

Will you elaborate?

private forever —

[realists]

I can heal as part of my power but the extent is unclear. Your partner is deeply opposed to this so I went around him :)

@julian.bashir

[frontierbashir]

Jyn! Don't ask to hurt people just to practice your powers!

[realists]

Loth-cat's out of the bag already, doc

@lance.sweets

[lifetothefullest]

Further explanation might be helpful here. Do you have a healing power or something?

[realists]

I have, yeah. Handy but out of practice.

@julian.bashir

[frontierbashir]

Please pay her no mind. She wants to test the extent of her powers by harming people and then attempting to heal them.

[ This post is a direct response to Julian's protests and he's Big Mad. ]

@tomoe.mikage

[jinshi]

Alright.

[ this sounds like the most tolerable way to socialise!! ]

[realists]

Thanks.

You don't have any moral objections?

@cal.amari

[kinkprofessor]

I happily volunteer.

[realists]

Happily?

@wade.wilson

[ishotyouuu]

if this is ur way of flirting then u have my attention ;D

[realists]

You've caught me

@gabriel.reyes

[gravemistake]

hell yea let's go

[realists]

[ she loves two men ]

Shall I take you to dinner first?

@marian.hawke

[championofsnark]

Sounds like a good time to me.

[realists]

Well you've seen it, so at least you know what you're getting into.

@stephen.strange

[rehandle]

Our medi-units aren't easily accessible at the moment. I'd make sure you find somewhere close to a hospital to practice.

[ Past a certain point all there is to do is offer some practical advice and call it a day ]

[realists]

I know, Cassian is reinforcing the area around the safehouse medi-unit as we speak.

[ when your husband is an earthbender tbh ]

[preseance]

( jyn. )

Make sure whatever you're stabbing with is sanitized properly first, please.

[realists]

I had thought of that, yes

@margo.hanson

[gossipkinesis]

I can relate to this.

[realists]

Stress relief

Most people seem to be relating to the being stabbed part

@nill.klein

[culver]

[nill wishes this was the weirdest request she's ever heard in her life]

Are you going to need someone who knows first aid nearby?

[realists]

Sure, if you are offering. I don't anticipate it being necessary but it will probably get the doctors off my back.

[sor]

I heal almost instantly, so if you really need to stab someone...

[realists]

Unfortunately I need to injury to remain for a little bit so I can heal it.

NOT LATE AT ALL

[testflight]

What for?

[realists]

So I can practice healing