@jyn.erso

[realists]

[ gross, talking to people. but needs must. ]

I need someone to let me stab them.

I'll fix it.

Thanks.

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[kinkprofessor]

[ Oh, he'll be healed.

Well... Still. He might as well. ]

Then, yes, I'm happy to help.
Feel free to be as rough with me as you'd like.
I'm surprisingly resilient.

[realists]

[ WOW ]

Alright, thanks.

You're not from Mon Cala, are you?

[kinkprofessor]

Think nothing of it.

And no, I'm not.
Is that where you're from?

[realists]

No, I'm from another planet. They're called Mon Calamari, the people from there. Sort of bipedal amphibious fish folk.

[kinkprofessor]

What a fun coincidence!
I'd love to meet them someday.
I'm not a fish folk, but I do have some cephalopod traits.

[realists]

[ presses face to glass ]

That is amazing. The native species of the planet I was raised on were aquatic, but they lived so deep in the oceans I rarely saw them.

[kinkprofessor]

It is, isn't it?

[ Oh, no, please don't stroke his ego. ]

But that's a shame about not getting to see them often.
I'd be happy to show you my tentacles and any other parts of me you might like to view.

[realists]

Yes, I'd like that

[ slams fists on table chanting OTHER SPECIES! OTHER SPECIES! OTHER SPECIES! ]

[kinkprofessor]

[ This is really just an excuse to show himself off to more people, isn't it.

It is. ]

Just tell me when and where, I'll be there.

[realists]

I will let you know.

[ GONNA SEE SOME TENTACLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]