@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

@kira.solo

[forcevisions]

Everyone?

[ or does he just not have discerning tastes? ]

[selfimage]

Name one.

[ back at you ]

[forcevisions]

Name one who's not?
That seems mean.

[ she's not saying she won't do it, just establishing this fact first. ]

[selfimage]

It is mean.

[forcevisions]

Fine.
Hux.

[selfimage]

That certainly rhymes with sucks.

[forcevisions]

With good reason.

[selfimage]

Alas.

@armitage.hux

[harmistice]

That is rich, coming from an inbred.

[forcevisions]

Oh?
Met my parents, have you?

[harmistice]

You were born in a desert and rightfully abandoned.
It is hardly an extreme logical leap to make.

[forcevisions]

And I still turned out better than you, so what's that say about your parents?

[harmistice]

[Thank god she can't see his face. That makes this much easier.]

Ah, but your logic is flawed.
You see, I had parents to raise me, and you did not.
I am a general, and you are a nobody.

@ziggy.stardust

[stagethreeclinger]

oof
small dick energy

@kyna.medina

[evocation]

brutal

[stagethreeclinger]

ty
i dont know either of these people
thats just a douchey thing to say

[evocation]

i know rey a little
it's kind of fun watching some dude get destroyed in real time though

@ian.fowler

[wittingly]

quick question is there a reason everyone hates this guy or is it just an attitude thing

[evocation]

he did call someone an inbred like we're in fucking victorian england or some shit

[harmistice]

Mob mentality works in amazing ways.

i can't believe you are making me type this with my own two hands

[harmistice]

And what, pray-tell, would you describe to be


"big dick energy"?

lmao im so sorry

[stagethreeclinger]

ok let me educate you because you're in need, pal

big dick energy is that illusive dream we're all striving towards
its a force that comes from inside you
an aura that speaks for itself
that says "don't fuck with me" on a level beyond the mere physical realm
confidence without cockiness, never misplaced, never needs to provide receipts
it's being the baddest mofo in the room, and not saying a damn word about it
you dont even need a dick to have BDE
you just have to be a pure, unshakable badass


and it sure as shit isn't pulling out 'inbred' like a big ol manbaby past nappy time when someone says you're not pretty

now go say youre sorry

@robert.plant

[righteously]

your mom's so fat i pictured her in my head and she broke my neck

your mom's so ugly, when she went to join the ugly contest they said 'sorry no professionals'

[ he actually doesn't know what's happening right now, but it's primo mom joke opportunity. who is he to ignore fate? ]

[harmistice]

Riveting.

No please, don't stop on my account.

[righteously]

well, since you asked

your mom's so fat when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

your mom's so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out

your mom's so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application