@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

[forcevisions]

And I still turned out better than you, so what's that say about your parents?

[harmistice]

[Thank god she can't see his face. That makes this much easier.]

Ah, but your logic is flawed.
You see, I had parents to raise me, and you did not.
I am a general, and you are a nobody.

[selfimage]

Send pics.

[harmistice]

I hardly need to prove myself to you.
Or anyone else for that matter.

[selfimage]

There's a flaw in every theory, I suppose.

[harmistice]

Not every theory.
Just your's, at this point in time.

@quentin.coldwater

[filloryfanatic]

Well if they raised you to be an arrogant douchebag, they should have done the world a favor and sterilized themselves. You're not a general anymore either.

[harmistice]

There are many who would agree with you.
But they did not.
Too bad.

[filloryfanatic]

Definitely too bad. Maybe you can save us all the trouble and fuck off.

@jason.todd

[reneger]

ugly personality, 0/10

[harmistice]

And I was so looking forward to making friends.

[reneger]

no one likes a little bitch

[forcevisions]

Looks like you're the only one who thinks so.

[ gestures vaguely to unintended dogpile. ]

[harmistice]

Any dog that is hungry enough will bite eventually.

[forcevisions]

Can you take a bite better than you can take a punch?

@diana.prince

[monomachy]

The title of general means nothing if you don't have the character to match the rank.

[harmistice]

I'm afraid character does not offer much in the realm of winning wars.

[monomachy]

If you'd won many wars, you'd know that isn't true.

@bellamy.blake

[jettisons]

Still clinging to titles in a world that doesn't care about them?

[harmistice]

Nothing I have said cannot be backed up by fact.
Not that any of you know very much about all of that, sticking your noses into a conversation you do not understand.

If the truth offends you, then look away.

[jettisons]

I didn't see any truth.
Just crap some guy is spouting to make himself feel powerful in a place that doesn't care about him.

[forcevisions]

Oi, that's bantha fodder and you know it.
You don't know the first thing about my parents.

@traejan.lightrend

[auriphrygiate]

I can tell this is very upsetting for you.

[harmistice]

Not particularly.
But I would be delighted to hear your explanation as to why you think so.

[auriphrygiate]

Well I assumed that must be the case because it sounded like you were having a moment and regressed to childhood there for a second.