@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

@ian.fowler

[wittingly]

quick question is there a reason everyone hates this guy or is it just an attitude thing

[evocation]

he did call someone an inbred like we're in fucking victorian england or some shit

[wittingly]

okay cool
are either of them from Kentucky

[evocation]

wait
i thought alabama was the i'm gonna marry my sister capital of the us
idk i'm from nyc we don't swing that way

[wittingly]

I think it bounces back and forth between like
alabama, kentucky, and west virginia

it's whichever one you hear banjos in at the time

[evocation]

are the banjos a warning or a celebration?
or are they like
mind control banjos

[wittingly]

I'm from California, so I'm not really sure the rules around the incest banjo
just that it exists and is terrible outside of Trampled by Turtles or Mumford & Sons

[evocation]

ian
what the fuck is trampled by turtles?

[wittingly]

it's a band
they're the metal of bluegrass
they're pretty good

[evocation]

the metal of bluegrass?
is that like
allowed?

[wittingly]

I don't make the rules, man
my expertise is more in the 80s-90s range

[evocation]

nirvana?
backstreet boys?

[wittingly]

spice girls

and yes, nirvana

[evocation]

you're such a dork, you know that?

[wittingly]

tell that to my otamatone collection

[evocation]

one isn't a collection
it's a beautiful and amazingly thoughtful gift from the coolest, hottest, most badass person you know

[wittingly]

it's not a collection YET
if we make that the token 'saved your life' present I'm counting on racking up to double digits

[evocation]

oh my god
are you saying you're going to be saving my ass all the time?

[wittingly]

I consider myself an avid preserver of fine art

[harmistice]

Mob mentality works in amazing ways.

[wittingly]

yeah, that tends to happen when someone calls someone else inbred
is there a particular reason you think it's okay to do that to someone?

[harmistice]

When the boot fits, one must wear it.

[Or lick it, in his case.]

[wittingly]

That's not even slightly true
You can choose not to put the boot on
You can wear moccasins instead? maybe go barefoot?
maybe not try and shove your used boot on someone else's foot?
there are so many other things you can do with that footwear

but no, really, I'm interested in the psychology here
the deeper meaning
what's your issue with that person and why accuse them of being the product of incest?

[harmistice]

[what just happened. is he being psychoanalyzed? DID THIS DUDE DECONSTRUCT HIS THOUGHTLESS METAPHOR.]

It is not that deep, I'm afraid.
She is a mongrel.

[wittingly]

I disagree, I think that opens up an entire avenue to explore
try and get me on your side here, I'm willing to defect from the mob

what makes her a mongrel

[ sorry man, welcome 2 the dr phil show ]