@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

@ziggy.stardust

[stagethreeclinger]

oof
small dick energy

@kyna.medina

[evocation]

brutal

[stagethreeclinger]

ty
i dont know either of these people
thats just a douchey thing to say

[evocation]

i know rey a little
it's kind of fun watching some dude get destroyed in real time though

@ian.fowler

[wittingly]

quick question is there a reason everyone hates this guy or is it just an attitude thing

[evocation]

he did call someone an inbred like we're in fucking victorian england or some shit

[wittingly]

okay cool
are either of them from Kentucky

[evocation]

wait
i thought alabama was the i'm gonna marry my sister capital of the us
idk i'm from nyc we don't swing that way

[wittingly]

I think it bounces back and forth between like
alabama, kentucky, and west virginia

it's whichever one you hear banjos in at the time

[evocation]

are the banjos a warning or a celebration?
or are they like
mind control banjos

[harmistice]

Mob mentality works in amazing ways.

[wittingly]

yeah, that tends to happen when someone calls someone else inbred
is there a particular reason you think it's okay to do that to someone?

[harmistice]

When the boot fits, one must wear it.

[Or lick it, in his case.]

[wittingly]

That's not even slightly true
You can choose not to put the boot on
You can wear moccasins instead? maybe go barefoot?
maybe not try and shove your used boot on someone else's foot?
there are so many other things you can do with that footwear

but no, really, I'm interested in the psychology here
the deeper meaning
what's your issue with that person and why accuse them of being the product of incest?

[harmistice]

[what just happened. is he being psychoanalyzed? DID THIS DUDE DECONSTRUCT HIS THOUGHTLESS METAPHOR.]

It is not that deep, I'm afraid.
She is a mongrel.

i can't believe you are making me type this with my own two hands

[harmistice]

And what, pray-tell, would you describe to be


"big dick energy"?

lmao im so sorry

[stagethreeclinger]

ok let me educate you because you're in need, pal

big dick energy is that illusive dream we're all striving towards
its a force that comes from inside you
an aura that speaks for itself
that says "don't fuck with me" on a level beyond the mere physical realm
confidence without cockiness, never misplaced, never needs to provide receipts
it's being the baddest mofo in the room, and not saying a damn word about it
you dont even need a dick to have BDE
you just have to be a pure, unshakable badass


and it sure as shit isn't pulling out 'inbred' like a big ol manbaby past nappy time when someone says you're not pretty

now go say youre sorry

@robert.plant

[righteously]

I want you to know when I read this there was a sarah mclachlin song playing in my brain & i am not too proud to admit, yeah, I got a little weepy

[stagethreeclinger]

then you did it right
i'm proud of you, son

[righteously]

in the arms of an angel
may you find some BDE here

[stagethreeclinger]

come and lift me from this place
i know i can rep you much better than hux
full of BDE

@jon.snow

[northerndragon]

We call this boldness in the Seven Kingdoms.

I have a friend who, if he heard this

Well, he’d be calling it something else.

[For just a moment, he misses Tormund Giantsbane, wishes he could see the big man’s reaction to these messages.]

@ziggy.stardust

[stagethreeclinger]

is that something else funnier than BDE?
and does it have an easy acronym you can assign to it to make it sound like a more legit medical condition?

[northerndragon]

Half those words don't mean anything to me, but if he heard this, he'd be telling everyone about his enormous cock. Not sure he has one, but he does like to make the claim.

You wouldn't need a name for it, because he wouldn't admit that anyone else had it, your BDE.

[Right: now to look into "acronym" and "legit" and "medical." And, for that matter, "energy."

A moment later, he's satisfied that he understands.]

[stagethreeclinger]

yeah thats actually the opposite of BDE
the point is that you don't have a need to tell anyone
self-claimed BDE is the antithesis of BDE

sorry fam, your guy's out of the running