@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a difficult few weeks, and it feels almost like everyone's still trying to hold themselves together. there's a quiet hush over the unrest, which means that it's absolutely time to get some shit together. ]

Oh, hello.
Just a few thoughts that I've put together, I suppose- prior to my arrival here I had a rather good sense of the goings-on within the very fabric of reality. While I certainly can't indulge myself in such feats since I got here, I can say with confidence that the multiverse loves patterns. Something that's simple to predict. For instance, there are some of us here that seem to mirror a similar set of circumstances with one another while still coming from different universes. (See: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange.)
With that in mind, I thought that there simply must be something similar that links us all together in a thread of commonality.

Come now-
You all must have noticed.
Everyone's hot.

[ mystery solved.

it could be that he's just bored. ]

Comments

i can't believe you are making me type this with my own two hands

[harmistice]

And what, pray-tell, would you describe to be


"big dick energy"?

lmao im so sorry

[stagethreeclinger]

ok let me educate you because you're in need, pal

big dick energy is that illusive dream we're all striving towards
its a force that comes from inside you
an aura that speaks for itself
that says "don't fuck with me" on a level beyond the mere physical realm
confidence without cockiness, never misplaced, never needs to provide receipts
it's being the baddest mofo in the room, and not saying a damn word about it
you dont even need a dick to have BDE
you just have to be a pure, unshakable badass


and it sure as shit isn't pulling out 'inbred' like a big ol manbaby past nappy time when someone says you're not pretty

now go say youre sorry

@robert.plant

[righteously]

I want you to know when I read this there was a sarah mclachlin song playing in my brain & i am not too proud to admit, yeah, I got a little weepy

[stagethreeclinger]

then you did it right
i'm proud of you, son

[righteously]

in the arms of an angel
may you find some BDE here

[stagethreeclinger]

come and lift me from this place
i know i can rep you much better than hux
full of BDE

[righteously]

beautiful
just beautiful

[stagethreeclinger]

i'm glad we could share this moment, mr. plant
ty for the collab

[righteously]

it's been an honor mr. stardust

[stagethreeclinger]

shine on, you crazy diamond

@jason.todd

[reneger]

i hate you so much

[stagethreeclinger]

hey @ loki.odinson if you're closer to jason than me would you please boop his nose and tell him roy says

ok

[selfimage]

I'm not your automatic nose booper.

[stagethreeclinger]

but you're less at risk for losing a finger for it
pretty pretty please?
ill trade you something

[selfimage]

Oh? Trade me for what?

[stagethreeclinger]

umm embarrassing stories from jay's wild youth?
you shouldve seen the shorts this kid went flipping around town in
scandalous
or, free dream-tech of your choice

[selfimage]

You do run a hard bargain.
That depends on if the embarrassing story is worth it.

[stagethreeclinger]

i can tell you more about the booty shorts
or the time he made an ass of himself in front of wonderwoman
ooor what makes him cry in movies
ooooor more about cute fumbling girl-crushing baby jay
he wasn't always this smooth

one story for one boop
i gotta save the others for future boops

[reneger]

shut up, roy

@jon.snow

[northerndragon]

We call this boldness in the Seven Kingdoms.

I have a friend who, if he heard this

Well, he’d be calling it something else.

[For just a moment, he misses Tormund Giantsbane, wishes he could see the big man’s reaction to these messages.]

@ziggy.stardust

[stagethreeclinger]

is that something else funnier than BDE?
and does it have an easy acronym you can assign to it to make it sound like a more legit medical condition?

[northerndragon]

Half those words don't mean anything to me, but if he heard this, he'd be telling everyone about his enormous cock. Not sure he has one, but he does like to make the claim.

You wouldn't need a name for it, because he wouldn't admit that anyone else had it, your BDE.

[Right: now to look into "acronym" and "legit" and "medical." And, for that matter, "energy."

A moment later, he's satisfied that he understands.]

[stagethreeclinger]

yeah thats actually the opposite of BDE
the point is that you don't have a need to tell anyone
self-claimed BDE is the antithesis of BDE

sorry fam, your guy's out of the running

[northerndragon]

Who had the most of anyone you’ve met?

[stagethreeclinger]

of anyone?
hm probably an alien princess i know named koriand'r
i know a lot of badasses but most brag too much to count