@anonymous

[stabilis]

Kind of forward for a first date, I know, but do any of you have access to tech that can give a guy a clean brain scan? Looking for foreign organics, not the chip.

And has anyone tested the limits of the empathy bond? If not, consider this recruitment for some extreme handholding. Also forward, but I promise I'll buy you a drink as soon as I get my allowance.

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@thor.odinson

[ofmyth]

If extreme handholding is a euphemism for sex, then I am able to confirm the empathy bond transfers all emotions, as they are.


[ look no one else has volunteered so thor is here to share ]

private

[covertness]

[ oh boy ]

fond memories?

[ofmyth]

visit me at my apartment and i'll show you just how fond

[covertness]

not going to buy me a drink first this time?

[ hopefully no one sees her grin to herself right now ]

give me an hour to wrap things up at work

[ofmyth]

i will tell my brother to make himself scarce

the day there are no drinks in my apartment is the day ragnarok comes again

[covertness]

so the drinks are covered
want me to bring some food?

[ they might need sustenance! ]

@kate.bishop

[fledges]

wow
i hate this

[ofmyth]

there is nothing to be ashamed of when consenting adults enjoy one another's company

[fledges]

we're just digging into the euphemisms here, huh?

[ofmyth]

if you do not enjoy discussing it I will not deliberately make you more uncomfortable, I am not my brother

that said, I will never understand why you humans are so prudish on the matter

[fledges]

is this an avengers requirement that i missed?

@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

Are you really



Yes you are.

[ofmyth]

these are questions i am content to answer

[ aren't you glad he's like this ]

[selfimage]

[ why is this his life ]

In a straight-forward, painfully blunt manner, I see.
I wonder how many people spit out what they were drinking when they read this.

[ofmyth]

likely

have no fear, i've no intention of stealing your role as mischief maker

[selfimage]

Just for educational talks of an intimate variety.
Are you competing for the title of god of intimacy and love, brother?

not here.

[deployed]

[ but duly noted. thank you for your bravery, thor. ]

@rey.nolo

[forcevisions]

That's not what he meant! No one was talking about that!

[ rey earlier: i'll test the empathy bond with you johnny ;)
rey now: NO ]

[ofmyth]

it seems he was
what else would he be referring to?

[forcevisions]

touching one another for an extended period of time.

touching HANDS.

he wasn't soliciting anyone!

[ please let her be right she is in hell ]

[ofmyth]

the one with whom you ought to clarify that point is not me

and if there has been a misunderstanding the man will definitely allow you to withdraw your participation, with no harm donw

HI SORRY i'm on vacation so will be slow for a bit longer

[stabilis]

Um, gross.

Is it like a sexy feedback loop?

And just to clarify, extreme handholding is not a euphemism for sex. I was going to work up to the sex question AFTER the introductions and the handholding, because I'm a gentleman.

[forcevisions]

But you were planning to work up to it.

[stabilis]

I mean. Only if we hit it off in the handholding portion. I have SOME standards.

[forcevisions]

I thought this was about answers, not a personal ad.