@anonymous

[stabilis]

Kind of forward for a first date, I know, but do any of you have access to tech that can give a guy a clean brain scan? Looking for foreign organics, not the chip.

And has anyone tested the limits of the empathy bond? If not, consider this recruitment for some extreme handholding. Also forward, but I promise I'll buy you a drink as soon as I get my allowance.

Comments

[ofmyth]

of course not


we brag to each other.

i am usually the victor, as he is limited to earth and human women, but the man has some impressive tales


did you hear about him and the doombot?

[fledges]

[SHE WANTS TO DIE.]

please tell me he didn't sleep with a doombot

[ofmyth]

multiple times, from how he tells it

at the time he believed it to be Wanda Maximoff

[fledges]

i don't
are you

[There's a pause.]

i'm sending you my therapy bills
all of them

[ofmyth]

for what it is worth, that was not something about which he bragged

[fledges]

but he still admitted it?
that's a secret worth bringing to your grave if i ever heard one

[ofmyth]

i can imagine worse




[ let's be real thor has probably fucked worse ]

[fledges]

yeah, like what?

[Kate don't ask this.]

[ofmyth]

do you really wish to know?

[ look you started with 'i hate this' so he's giving you an out ]

[fledges]

the answer should be no but it's too late to turn back now

[ofmyth]

one might fuck the mighty doom himself



[there are few things in the universe thor wouldn't be up for. fucking doom is one of them.]

[fledges]

it should be illegal for you to even say that to anyone, especially me

[ofmyth]

you did ask, kate bishop

not here

[retravel]

[ well thank god he’s not the only robot fucker around these parts ]

[selfimage]

Some good may come out of this after all. I didn't think his life choices could get much worse.

[fledges]

don't encourage him

[selfimage]

And what kind of sibling would I be if I didn't?

[ leave it to him to twist this into a good thing. ]

@matches.malone

[reneger]

+1

[fledges]

i hate both of you more than anything

[reneger]

you love me
admit it
it's my bad boy charm

[fledges]

charm? what charm?

[reneger]

don't be jealous

[selfimage]

I happen to like your charm.

[reneger]

oh i know ;)

[selfimage]

Perhaps I shouldn't encourage you, either.

[ but lol he is. ]