@anonymous

[stabilis]

Kind of forward for a first date, I know, but do any of you have access to tech that can give a guy a clean brain scan? Looking for foreign organics, not the chip.

And has anyone tested the limits of the empathy bond? If not, consider this recruitment for some extreme handholding. Also forward, but I promise I'll buy you a drink as soon as I get my allowance.

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@kate.bishop

[fledges]

wow
i hate this

[ofmyth]

there is nothing to be ashamed of when consenting adults enjoy one another's company

[fledges]

we're just digging into the euphemisms here, huh?

[ofmyth]

if you do not enjoy discussing it I will not deliberately make you more uncomfortable, I am not my brother

that said, I will never understand why you humans are so prudish on the matter

[fledges]

is this an avengers requirement that i missed?

[ofmyth]

discussing sexual matters? not unless stark or hercules happened to be around



though i see you do not share clint's fondness for the topic

[ okay maybe he is deliberately pushing it just a little ]

[fledges]

are you telling me clint brags about his sex life to you?

[Please say no please say no.]

[ofmyth]

of course not


we brag to each other.

i am usually the victor, as he is limited to earth and human women, but the man has some impressive tales


did you hear about him and the doombot?

[fledges]

[SHE WANTS TO DIE.]

please tell me he didn't sleep with a doombot

[ofmyth]

multiple times, from how he tells it

at the time he believed it to be Wanda Maximoff

[fledges]

i don't
are you

[There's a pause.]

i'm sending you my therapy bills
all of them

[ofmyth]

for what it is worth, that was not something about which he bragged

[fledges]

but he still admitted it?
that's a secret worth bringing to your grave if i ever heard one

[ofmyth]

i can imagine worse




[ let's be real thor has probably fucked worse ]

[fledges]

yeah, like what?

[Kate don't ask this.]

[ofmyth]

do you really wish to know?

[ look you started with 'i hate this' so he's giving you an out ]

not here

[retravel]

[ well thank god he’s not the only robot fucker around these parts ]

[selfimage]

Some good may come out of this after all. I didn't think his life choices could get much worse.

[fledges]

don't encourage him

[selfimage]

And what kind of sibling would I be if I didn't?

[ leave it to him to twist this into a good thing. ]

@matches.malone

[reneger]

+1

[fledges]

i hate both of you more than anything

[reneger]

you love me
admit it
it's my bad boy charm

[fledges]

charm? what charm?

[reneger]

don't be jealous