@daisy.johnson

[evite]

hello and welcome to today's installment of THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKED IN THE STATE OF NEW AMSTERDAM. i'm your host, @daisy.johnson, and today i'm bringing you a selection of hot takes from that super fun weekend of fire and brimstone we all had a while back.

remember that? everybody was hulk-out fighting? (you'll have to supply your own musical track, sorry. if you don't know the song, phone a friend.)

anyway, let's get to it.

#1: there's something super gross in your blood. or there was. if you remember @kylo.ren's hot goss about the hybrid death monsters a while back... well, fun fact: they were in you. some of you, anyway.

— @leo.fitz: "the blood sample from the affected shares genetic markers with both the small monster carcasses and the residue from the fire, indicating strengthening correlation between the 41st Street fire and the subsequent outbreak."

#2: anybody who enjoyed a little hands-on exorcism also got the bonus gift of a shit ton of white blood cells being pulled off the bench to play defense. talk about one hell of a summer cold. but the monster goop in the blood? totally gone.

— @katelin.phillips: "a high count of white blood cells like that is generally a sign of fighting off some viral infection."

now i don't know about you, but i have never had a cold that made me want to straight up murder a dude for cutting in line before, so this is raising some serious scooby and the gang mysteries on my end.

questions/thoughts:

a. how many of us went into the burning building? i can vouch for @marcos.diaz's strong dad vibes, but i didn't see anyone else.

b. how many of us were on futuristic pcp for a day? i was, but my roommates weren't. wondering if a is connected to b.

c. how bad was your hangover? not totally related, just want to know if i was the only one super craving a mcdouble and a bloody mary the next day.

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Comments

[retravel]

Could put out a recruitment add.
"The rebellion needs a hand with volunteer and data management. Can provide snacks and drinks as compensation, given that we meet in our kitchen."

[covertness]

we should specify what drinks, if that's what we're going with

[retravel]

Radioactive tap water's out of the question, I suppose.
Soft drinks and beer seem to perpetually be in stock.

[ but don't touch their hard-earned liquor. ]

[evite]

the wine is firmly off-limits.

[covertness]

couldn't agree more

[covertness]

soft drinks and beer
seems fair