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I know we're all busy with existence-threatening situations and the like, but I have a really important question on behalf of some of our other friends.

When, exactly, are we letting Cassius out of the vacuum cleaner?

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[righteously]

Wow

Of course you already read, like, everything on the planet. I'm shocked.

[ He's not. Also, of course he knows who this is, come on man. ]

Anyway, you're preaching to the choir man. I mean, I keep saying it
Lucifer
Morningstar
Cassius

What's next, we're all going on a brady bunch vacation with Robot Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin? Maybe we buckle up and play squash with AI Darth Vader and Voldemort.

[remorseful]

Maybe we should be glad that they're more into classical literature than ill-fated dictators.

And not everything, man. I can't get to everything. I just have these write ups, which help pass the time. But not enough of it.

[righteously]

You see that thing Lance slapped up a while back? Dude almost out-nerds you. Anyway, he pulled a lot of stuff together in there.

[remorseful]

That's where I got started. I'm still working through a lot of the separate sources. Sometimes I expect there to be more context and then I just find out that the context is something that I didn't want to know. Like, at all.

[righteously]

Welcome to Whose Future Is It Anyway, where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

[remorseful]

So. Not too different from what we're used to, it's just that there are now flying cars.

Which must really suck for you.

[righteously]

Dude

Why
Why would anyone

Why would they

It's like taking a crap on the Mona Lisa

[remorseful]

Back to the Future?

[That's it. That's his answer.]

[righteously]

Freaking Michael J Fox.

[remorseful]

At least cars still exist.

Reasonably, there shouldn't really be a need for people to even have them in the future. There's obviously an inherent risk in having them fly. But that aside, civilization being kept to "smaller" arenas (compared to countries) should rule most of them out.

But hey. It's probably hard to take them away for good.

[righteously]

Are you trying to ruin the last possible traces of good here or did I just raise you wrong

[remorseful]

Hey, cars still exist! I ended on a high note.

[righteously]

whatever
your face is a high note

[remorseful]

[Hm. Come back or ...]

Right. Sure, Dean.