@tsera.vel

[bivariant]

I know we're all busy with existence-threatening situations and the like, but I have a really important question on behalf of some of our other friends.

When, exactly, are we letting Cassius out of the vacuum cleaner?

Comments

@gabriel.reyes

[gravemistake]

Not sure but let me know when it happens

I like that guy

[bivariant]

Me too.

I don't know how restricted he is in there, but I'd rather not be like, the new A.I. jailors.

[gravemistake]

I think maybe it was just a temporary solution.

@anonymous

[remorseful]

Is the vacuum meant to be a punishment?

[bivariant]

Transport, last I checked.

We saved his life, but we had to make... concessions, regarding his new living quarters.

[remorseful]

That must be a pretty loaded vacuum cleaner.

I think I'm missing some details. Cassius is good now? Saved?

@robert.plant

[righteously]

never, because he sucks

[bivariant]

Cute.

I just don't want him sitting around gathering dust.

[righteously]

You could switch him to the Blow setting

@anonymous

[remorseful]

"Sucks" is a pretty mild statement, considering some of what he's done.

Gotta say, though, the AI named after one of the three guys in Lucifer's mouth in Dante's hell feels a little on the nose. Especially the caged part.

[He doesn't identify who he is (assuming, of course, that he doesn't have to—it's Dean, after all), but Sam has Issues and he didn't expect for one to hit so close to home ... immediately.]

[righteously]

Wow

Of course you already read, like, everything on the planet. I'm shocked.

[ He's not. Also, of course he knows who this is, come on man. ]

Anyway, you're preaching to the choir man. I mean, I keep saying it
Lucifer
Morningstar
Cassius

What's next, we're all going on a brady bunch vacation with Robot Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin? Maybe we buckle up and play squash with AI Darth Vader and Voldemort.

@glimmer.moon

[sparklequeen]

how did he get into a vacuum cleaner in the first place?

[bivariant]

I blame Jyn for that. We wanted to save his life, so into the nearest equipment he went!

[sparklequeen]

how did a household appliance save his life? i don't really get it.

@jyn.erso

[realists]

I didn't have a lot of options.

[bivariant]

Aw, I wasn't blaming you for it. I'm just hoping we can figure out how to get him back on his little digital feet.

[realists]

Space to spread his wings.

[ he's got wings on his roomba bc jyn painted a bird on it, but. ]

[forcevisions]

I made some more maneuverable bots that we could transplant him into.

They're cute.

[bivariant]

You build bots?

[forcevisions]

And design.

@marian.hawke

[championofsnark]

What's El in? Just put him in his own version.

[bivariant]

I don't know for sure. I didn't think it'd be polite to ask, what with the whole history of humans vs. A.I. before.

[ vulnerabilities. exploitation. all that jazz. ]

[championofsnark]

I suppose if El could put Cassius in the same thing, he would've already mentioned it to someone like Gaby. Has Cassius mentioned what his preference would be?

@castiel.winchester

[unwings]

When we have a better vessel to put him in, I assume. What housed Cassius before?

@cassian.andor

[evasives]

Even when he is out, we should keep the roomba as back up. We know it already works.