@jyn.erso

[realists]

[ gross, talking to people. but needs must. ]

I need someone to let me stab them.

I'll fix it.

Thanks.

Comments

[realists]

I bet they'd let you stab them too

[gossipkinesis]

Look, I'm hot but not that hot.

[realists]

I'm pretty sure I can guarantee Wade would let you stab him.

[gossipkinesis]

Is he a special kind of kinky?

[realists]

SEEMS TO BE

[gossipkinesis]

Not sure if I'm at that point yet.

[realists]

How do you feel about tentacles?

[gossipkinesis]

I'm not into porn that involves it.

[realists]

I got nothing then.

I'd offer but my husband would get shirty. Unless you want to spar sans knives.

[gossipkinesis]

Your husband is here?

[realists]

I made him my husband here.

[gossipkinesis]

Really? People get married here?

[realists]

It's a contract, they're common on most planets.

[ ah, the romance of it all. ]

[gossipkinesis]

Yes, marriage is just a legal way for a man to own a woman in most realms.

I mean more like who the fuck has the time or inclination with monster fights and all.

[realists]

I'm not going to stop living because this planet wants me to die. Fuck that.

[gossipkinesis]

Fucking fair. I'll drink for that.