@jyn.erso

[realists]

[ gross, talking to people. but needs must. ]

I need someone to let me stab them.

I'll fix it.

Thanks.

Comments

[personalwar]

Would you prefer I do it in secret?

[gravemistake]

We already know that I'd come back to haunt you forever so I'm not sure why you're even discussing it.

[personalwar]

[ That doesn't quite hit the way Gabriel's expecting it to. Just... oof. ]

Guess you have a point.

[gravemistake]

[On the contrary--Gabriel knows exactly how this should hit.]

Also, murder is a lot of effort.

[personalwar]

You would know.

[gravemistake]

Oof ouch

[personalwar]

Oh, please. I know that didn't actually bother you.

[gravemistake]

I have feelings, you know.

[personalwar]

You sure?

[gravemistake]

Yes, you're hurting them right now.

[personalwar]

Pretty sure it takes more than some casual discussion of murder to get your feelings hurt.

[gravemistake]

You sound fairly confident.

[personalwar]

I mean, I have known you for a while. But feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.