@jyn.erso

[realists]

[ gross, talking to people. but needs must. ]

I need someone to let me stab them.

I'll fix it.

Thanks.

Comments

[realists]

[ she loves two men ]

Shall I take you to dinner first?

[gravemistake]

If you buy me food it might be nice, but I'm able to do this out of the kindness of my heart.

[realists]

Well you know I love food so. Dinner for two and a stabbing. Or four if Jack wants to come.

[gravemistake]

Jack will be very upset with me if he knows I volunteered to get stabbed.

[realists]

I promise I won't let you die. I'd prefer he not be cross with me too.

[gravemistake]

I'm not worried. I've been stabbed before and he'll get over it.

[realists]

If you say so

[gravemistake]

So, how do you want to do this?

[realists]

By the river. After the skinny dipping part of the festival.

[gravemistake]

Should I come naked, or...?

[realists]

Why do so many people offer to take their pants off for me?

[personalwar]

Not sure why you think I'd care whether or not you got stabbed in the first place.

[gravemistake]

Because you care about me, obviously????

[personalwar]

Sounds fake.

[gravemistake]

You can act mad all you want.

[personalwar]

What do you stand to gain from this?

[personalwar]

You know what? Let him die.

[realists]

That won't help me, so I shan't. You're more than welcome to do the stabbing for me.

[personalwar]

I might have to take it into consideration.

If he shows up dead, you'll cover for me, right?

[gravemistake]

Are you plotting my murder right where I can see it??

[personalwar]

Would you prefer I do it in secret?

[gravemistake]

We already know that I'd come back to haunt you forever so I'm not sure why you're even discussing it.

[realists]

Of course.

1/2

[personalwar]

Glad we're on the same page.

[personalwar]

How long have you been able to heal?