meadowlark | @anonymous

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Kind of forward for a first date, I know, but do any of you have access to tech that can give a guy a clean brain scan? Looking for foreign organics, not the chip.

And has anyone tested the limits of the empathy bond? If not, consider this recruitment for some extreme handholding. Also forward, but I promise I'll buy you a drink as soon as I get my allowance.

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Now that's something you'll have to buy me a drink for.

How about you buy me a drink with the joy you hopefully have and we still talk about holding hands?

And also bring me the drink, because apparently I'm still under house arrest.

[ a DEAL ]

That sounds absolutely like nothing gained on my end.
You could always try it for yourself, despite the obvious warning.

That is my style.

Alternatively, I could owe you a drink. Collect when I'm out.

we don't need him!! let's run our own experiMENTS

Well now you're coming on a little strong.

You have any other volunteers for a group hand hold?

i dunno that many people but if you give me a few days i may be able to convince some people

[ SOUNDS LIKE A BAD IDEA ]

Yeah, sure. Why not.

we got time so might as well yeah!!

Make sure you relay my warning.
It would be awful if it turned out badly and you did have some idea of the result.

Of course. It'll come with a disclaimer.

If you're so worried, you could just share what you learned with the class.

You're trying to trick me.
This isn't a class.

Just questioning how holding valuable information hostage for a beer counts as teamwork.

[ BUT ALSO.... he can wait for that info before doing stupid tests, if only because there are plenty of other stupid tests to run in the meantime. ]

Valuable information, or information you want?
There's a difference, and it's definitely worth a beer.

That's a very good argument for guilting most other people, though.

Rude. Information I want is always valuable information, thank you.

[ still, it isn't ACTUALLY urgent. he can respect the hustle. ]

I'll see you in a few days with less guilt and more beer.