@cecily.trevelyan

[closerift]

First day out into this fascinating new world of yours.

If anyone is so inclined, I would love a little tour. Some of your favorite spots, any areas of interest, the standard. Perhaps some off-line information sharing.

I would, of course, owe that person a favor. The pleasure of company is an added bonus.

Thank you in advance.

Comments

[championofsnark]

Are you implying I'm not one of a kind, Inquisitor? I'm hurt.

I'm not surprised to hear that, my sister is the same. Even after decades now of me trying to knock her around without magic.

[closerift]

I meant no offense, Your Championship. Of course you are one of a kind.

I haven't even got the magic as a fallback. I'm a archer above all else, battle-wise.

[championofsnark]

Oh dear, didn't Varric tell you not to feed my ego? It gets dragon sized before too long.

[ Joking, because Varric literally wrote egocentric stories about her so. He didn't help either!]

So what you're saying is you need a sparring partner too.

[closerift]

I've slain a few dragons thus far, I think I can handle you.

I wouldn't say no to it, if you've got the time and the inclination.

[championofsnark]

Good, I need someone prepared to slay my ego.

Oh I don't know I'm very, very busy with having no real job in an alien place I'm too lazy to explore.

[closerift]

That does sound time-consuming. So sorry to have bothered you in this: your busy season.

[championofsnark]

I suppose I can spare a little time for the Inquisitor, Savior That She Is.

[closerift]

Varric was a fan of "Your Inquisitorialness."
I am not fond of either.
I hope you were similarly and ruthlessly labeled.

[championofsnark]

HA that is just like him. No, Varric's nickname for me is Chuckles because I'm so very funny. Although whether it's because I make him laugh or that I laugh at my own jokes is unknown.

[closerift]

I hope you won't mind if I don't call you Chuckles.
Somehow, it sounds like the name of a terrifying wooden puppet.

Maybe he'll join us here and then we can ask him ourselves.
Until then, the meaning of the name will continue to be shrouded in mystery.

[championofsnark]

Oh no, I wouldn't allow it. Only Varric gets to call me that. It sounds odd coming from anyone else. I'm torn between wanting him here desperately, if only so we can make constant sarcastic commentary on the people here, and to read his romance stories he'd absolutely write about everyone here, but also I probably shouldn't want that. What with him being just fine at home.

But imagine the stories, Cecily.

[closerift]

I understand. I will cede the nickname to the clever dwarf who came up with it.

I'm glad he and the others are safe. Yes, the stories that will never be are a great tragedy, but not so great as the possibility of their getting hurt.

[ Or worse. She hasn't forgotten Cullen dying in Hadriel. ]

Enough of that talk, though!
We've got enough depressing things here without our adding to it.

[championofsnark]

Well on the whole our world's more dangerous than this one. I've dealt with mercenaries and yellow-eyed monsters a bit here, but nothing so grand and glorious as a dragon which we clearly deserve to have and yet are denied.

Anyway! Walk!

handwave?

[closerift]

Indeed. I look forward to our walk in which we don't speak of anything depressing.
You are a gentlewoman and a scholar.