@yalena.yardeen

[motivation]

what the hells?

[ that's it. guess who definitely wasn't expecting to be on a train to new tokyo? yeah. ]

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[resleeves]

[ oh look, it's someone he knows. someone he doesn't mind???? big compliment. ]

that's me, just a happy go lucky guy.
thinking about starting a game of hopscotch in the aisle.
keep us all happy.
wanna play?

[apathet]

Are the squares peoples' feet? Person who gets the biggest scream scores highest?

[resleeves]

[ wow laura, you say the sweetest things. ]

you know, i hadn't thought of that.
but now i am.
think you'd win?

[apathet]

[ what can she say, her mother tried hard and she fucking failed ]

No. You seen the size of me compared to the size of you?
Pass.

[resleeves]

that's true, i am a big man.
i'm sure this is where i'm supposed to say in more ways than one but that's cliche.
least you can recognize that though.

[apathet]

Oh, smooth. Dropped that in nice and subtly.

[resleeves]

you brought it on yourself.
you can't just leave someone openings like that
and expect me not to just shove my way in.

[apathet]

You want your hand back so you can get yourself off there darling? I kept it nice for you

[ are we scared to bring dream joke references to a euphemism fight? no we are not ]

[resleeves]

you know, if you wanted to use my hand, you could have just asked.
i probably would have agreed.
cuz i'm nice like that.

[ if she was gonna up the ante, he was going to follow right on along. ]

[apathet]

Oh? I figured it'd have RSI by now, but I'll keep that in mind.

[resleeves]

ha ha
you're hilarious.
i'm laughing.
a jerk off joke.
points for creativity.
negative points for lack of originality.

[apathet]

You turned my first jerk off joke into a jerking me off joke.
I don't think you want to be the one to start deducting points for lack of originality

[resleeves]

i do what i want.
i thought you'd be proud for me for that one.

[apathet]

Did you want a pat on the head?
Not that head, before you think you're clever again.

[resleeves]

i think i do.
feel free to provide that whenever you're ready.
i'm very into positive reinforcement.

[apathet]

Good boy, great job on your jerk off.

[resleeves]

thank you, thank you.
it's so nice of you to notice.
maybe you'll worky yourself up to participating one of these days.