dipolar: ✭ BY BLOOD AND BY ME, YOU WALK LIKE A THIEF (pic#11965151)
黑 ([personal profile] dipolar) wrote in [community profile] meadowlark2019-01-25 09:41 pm

@seojoon.tak, @sergei.pavlo

If you like authentic Chinese food, respond.
If not, our business is concluded and I have nothing to say to you at this time.


[ There's a pause here, let it be inferred that Jake is staring disbelievingly at Hei for starting this series of messages off this way. ]

let me do us all a favor and interject here before this guy can slam us any further down the rabbit hole because this isnt how we agreed to vet people. weve done a little reading up so we can skip intros from you guys, but ill start this off saying im sergei, 1 of 2 men you guys had a fun debate over a little while back

You even type too much.

this here is tak

Without watering my own thoughts down with pointless introductions, I will add this:
Whether killing us in police custody was the right or wrong thing to push for, it doesn't matter.
Decisions were made to threaten us over a very public network and you'll all learn that this was a mistake.
Our information, as well as our services, will not be extended to you in the future.
I may rethink this if I'm given appropriate restaurant recommendations, but in the effort of full disclosure...
It's very doubtful.


great sticking to your guns there tak. point either way is it was a pretty fun read, not many better ways to get to know a community than reading their public discourse surrounding the incarceration of two guys when they have zero info. i like that balls to the wall approach of kill first, never ask questions later. reminds me of old coworkers. anyway if resnik, sky, alucard, kaldur'ahm, rider, grayson, argentum, rammsteiner, odinson, fighter, and kogane ever wanna do business, give a shout. im not as into threats.

Or getting to the heart of the matter quickly.
In any case, this offer extends to those who attempted to assist me during the festival.
Your patience may be rewarded.


[ These come as a slew of texts from both implants, one after another, clogging the network with a bunch of bullshit. Replies will come from both Hei and Jake. ]
probiotic: (Challenging.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-02 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
thats cute

you a jarhead or something?
retravel: (098)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-02 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Or something. Counter-terrorism and intelligence operative.
Very cute.


[ SO DRY... ]

Do I get to know your background, or is that too many strings for you?
probiotic: (Caught again.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-03 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
fancy, i hear the more words you can add onto your title the better it is

im a displayed art history major who was studying at uc berkeley before i wound up here. i like cats and crochet and american football.
retravel: i almost just lost control and hit you (i almost just hit you)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-03 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's not even football.

[ OH, THAT'S WHAT MATTERS HERE IN THIS BULLSHIT ]

Hell, it's not even a sport.
probiotic: (Way too cocky.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-03 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
oh boy lucky me, i found the hater

[ Guess who else hates American football? THIS GUY ]

gonna tell me that hockey is the sport for real men?
retravel: (now i'm having third thoughts)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-03 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Real women are terrifying in hockey.

[ even at school... girls hockey is Intense. ]

And football's the best sport. Hands down, no question. Watch a Man U game and tell me otherwise.
probiotic: (Embarrassed.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-03 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
didnt realize you wanted to talk about women, thats a whole other subject

[ We cannot go down that road. ]

and youre a man u supporter, its all falling into place.
retravel: (sorry but you must be a level four)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-03 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ swerves right ]

What, that I'm a man of taste?
Who's your team?


[ better have one!! ]
probiotic: (Way too cocky.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-05 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
poor taste is still a kind of taste pal

i dont have a team, thats my whole brand. i watch games, not players
retravel: (but go off i guess)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-09 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No loyalty.
You don't get anything that good here, for the record. It's mostly VR.


[ which hahaha, no thanks. ]
probiotic: (Neutral.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
oh damn nothing as good as man u? my hearts breaking

but here im supposed to be keeping up the lie that i prefer american football, i almost forgot
retravel: (026)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-10 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Almost.
But tread carefully. Talking shit about Man U is where I draw the line.


[ not at MANSLAUGHTER ]
probiotic: (Confrontational.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
or what, am i gonna get cursed by a dalek, the most nightmarish womble, and mick jaggers ghost?

(spoilers: theyre all the most nightmarish womble)
retravel: (149)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-17 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't you an anglophile.
I'll see what spirits I can summon on such short notice.
probiotic: (Way too cocky.)

[personal profile] probiotic 2019-02-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
looking forward to it

man u is shit, ill be waiting for my curse
retravel: (why y'all acting brand new??)

[personal profile] retravel 2019-02-23 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yoU'RE SHIT ]