meadowlark | (no subject)

Well I don't do that either.

Cool, guess that's all cleared the fuck up. So did you make a wrong turn at BRAIN HACK CENTRAL or what.

Didn't we just cover that I'm not the one who made a wrong turn? You're in a safehouse you don't have clearance to be in. So let me try again: Who are you?

Wrench. And I don't need clearance for shit. So what fucking software lets you get all in on a dude's brain like that?

No one's in your brain. This is a standard connection.

So what are you doing here that you think you don't need clearance?

So you're telling me they STANDARDLY just connect shit to your brain. Okay, yeah, I guess that explains the HEAD FUCKERY.

I don't need CLEARANCE for shit when I can get places without it, dude. I'm just that AWESOME. But this shit? Not even on fucking purpose.

That's how neural implants work, tough guy.

Before all of this I had exactly ZERO neural implants. Do you just get em on the HELL BUS or what?

So if we're getting surgeried all over the place, where's my fucking CYBERWINGS?

Maybe if you told me what you mean by hell bus. The all caps doesn't help.

I'm not getting rid of my TYPING STYLE even if it's in my BRAIN. Get used to the CAPs, dUdE.

I woke up super medicated on this freaky fucking bus that got its shit kicked in and then we had to have a big fucking BULLET DODGING ADVENTURE to get here. So yeah. HELL BUS.

Fine.

Where were you before you woke up on the hell bus?

Last I remember I'm pretty sure I was in my garage.

The hell bus would have had a FUCK OF A TIME fitting in my garage.

It wouldn't need to if it stopped outside.

Where is your garage?

I wouldn't have got in on purpose either fucking way.

It's somewhere in the vicinity of San Francisco and that's ALL you're getting.

What year?

2017.

Don't tell me I RIP VAN WINKLE'd this shit.

You don't have the beard.

SOMEONE cut my hair. They could shave the beard.

So what's the DAMAGE?

They did that for the implant surgery.

Maybe there's a fucking BEARD IMPLANT. I don't know.

So what fucking time did we ride Bill and Ted's Obscenely Terrible Bus to???

There isn't.

I'm not going to throw more difficult news on top of your hell bus experience. I can answer more questions once you've all had time to rest.

Oh yeah, I'm gonma fucking REST EASY now that I know there's DEFINITELY shit people are purposely not telling us.

SWEET FUCKING DREAMS.