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[mrngstr]

Who the hell are you?

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[wrenchinald]

Before all of this I had exactly ZERO neural implants. Do you just get em on the HELL BUS or what?

So if we're getting surgeried all over the place, where's my fucking CYBERWINGS?

[mrngstr]

Maybe if you told me what you mean by hell bus. The all caps doesn't help.

[wrenchinald]

I'm not getting rid of my TYPING STYLE even if it's in my BRAIN. Get used to the CAPs, dUdE.

I woke up super medicated on this freaky fucking bus that got its shit kicked in and then we had to have a big fucking BULLET DODGING ADVENTURE to get here. So yeah. HELL BUS.

[mrngstr]

Fine.

Where were you before you woke up on the hell bus?

[wrenchinald]

Last I remember I'm pretty sure I was in my garage.

The hell bus would have had a FUCK OF A TIME fitting in my garage.

[mrngstr]

It wouldn't need to if it stopped outside.

Where is your garage?

[wrenchinald]

I wouldn't have got in on purpose either fucking way.

It's somewhere in the vicinity of San Francisco and that's ALL you're getting.

[mrngstr]

What year?

[wrenchinald]

2017.

Don't tell me I RIP VAN WINKLE'd this shit.

[mrngstr]

You don't have the beard.

[wrenchinald]

SOMEONE cut my hair. They could shave the beard.

So what's the DAMAGE?

[mrngstr]

They did that for the implant surgery.

[wrenchinald]

Maybe there's a fucking BEARD IMPLANT. I don't know.

So what fucking time did we ride Bill and Ted's Obscenely Terrible Bus to???

[mrngstr]

There isn't.

I'm not going to throw more difficult news on top of your hell bus experience. I can answer more questions once you've all had time to rest.

[wrenchinald]

Oh yeah, I'm gonma fucking REST EASY now that I know there's DEFINITELY shit people are purposely not telling us.

SWEET FUCKING DREAMS.