@jai.kinvaio

[kestrels]

> you are a weary adventurer, many years away from your home. you come upon the grounds of a ruined castle, and built upon the castle's flagstones is a fire. it seems to have been lit fairly recently, but it could use another log or two.

do you:

  > sit by the fire and let it smolder down
  > hunt around for wood to keep it going
  > keep to the shadows to see if whoever built it will return
  > choose your own adventure.



（ ooc: if you want to hijack someone else's 'story' to choose a different option, feel free to do that too! ）

Comments

[kestrels]

the narrator would like to see you fucking try.

[wrend]

> take the spiral staircase

[kestrels]

as you walk up the staircase, one of the steps triggers a trap.

you fall into a pit. there are skeletons around you, previous foolhardy travelers lured by the bright lights, because you're all part fucking moth or something.

luckily, you narrowly avoided getting impaled by numerous sharp stakes. but you do seem to be trapped.

do you:

  > cry
  > lay down in what you hope is an attractive position for some future fool to find your skeleton and accept your fate
  > try to use the stakes to build a primitive ladder out of the pit
  > choose your own adventure

[wrend]

just skeletons?
nothing else left of them? shit

[kestrels]

they died naked.

big skeletal orgy.

[wrend]

way to make me sad i missed out on a big skeletal orgy
but since i've been cursed with impotence anyway--

> cry

[kestrels]

sucks to be you.

you sit in the middle of the skeleton pile sobbing despondently because you're sad and shit, and eventually your cries attract the attention of the god you pissed off.

who comes to rescue you because they're weak to pathetic idiots who fall into traps.

so they help you out and you live happily ever after i guess.

and they lift the curse.

[wrend]

sounds fake
4/10, most unrealistic rpg i've ever played through

[kestrels]

broaden ya horizons.

[wrend]

no thanks
i know what i like

[kestrels]

oh yeah?

[wrend]

sure hope so

[kestrels]

you are supremely shitty at actually answering questions.

this is why you're missing fingers you know.

[wrend]

i like to think im real good at half answers

[kestrels]

that you fucking are.

（ jai's literal years of therapy may be the most unattractive thing about him, and aidan's ability to commit to answering questions is absolutely his. ）

[wrend]

i like a good brain teaser
shit you really have to think through

[kestrels]

you've got a brain to tease????

since WHEN?

（ when u shitpost at your not!bf all in good fun. ）

[wrend]

i keep it in a box
take it out for special occasions

[kestrels]

kinky.

i'm into it.

[wrend]

sweetheart you can poke at my brain any time you feel like it

[kestrels]

sure.

i'll take you up on that later.

can you put something on? starving.

[wrend]

i'll make you a sandwich

[kestrels]

ya gorgeous.

[wrend]

but i'm licking the bread bc youre a fucking asshole

[kestrels]

i've had my shots.