@jai.kinvaio

[kestrels]

> you are a weary adventurer, many years away from your home. you come upon the grounds of a ruined castle, and built upon the castle's flagstones is a fire. it seems to have been lit fairly recently, but it could use another log or two.

do you:

  > sit by the fire and let it smolder down
  > hunt around for wood to keep it going
  > keep to the shadows to see if whoever built it will return
  > choose your own adventure.



（ ooc: if you want to hijack someone else's 'story' to choose a different option, feel free to do that too! ）

Comments

[kestrels]

you are supremely shitty at actually answering questions.

this is why you're missing fingers you know.

[wrend]

i like to think im real good at half answers

[kestrels]

that you fucking are.

（ jai's literal years of therapy may be the most unattractive thing about him, and aidan's ability to commit to answering questions is absolutely his. ）

[wrend]

i like a good brain teaser
shit you really have to think through

[kestrels]

you've got a brain to tease????

since WHEN?

（ when u shitpost at your not!bf all in good fun. ）

[wrend]

i keep it in a box
take it out for special occasions

[kestrels]

kinky.

i'm into it.

[wrend]

sweetheart you can poke at my brain any time you feel like it

[kestrels]

sure.

i'll take you up on that later.

can you put something on? starving.

[wrend]

i'll make you a sandwich

[kestrels]

ya gorgeous.

[wrend]

but i'm licking the bread bc youre a fucking asshole

[kestrels]

i've had my shots.

[wrend]

i'll give you shit way worse than rabies

[kestrels]

you did just threaten me with a sandwich, presumably that's worse and then some.

[wrend]

putting tofu in it

[kestrels]

nevermind

i'll eat bugs.

[wrend]

( wow rude.

attached is a photo: a perfectly good sandwich with perfectly good sandwich shit inside of it, no tofu.

he'd put a poptart inside of it if they had them, but. )

don't bitch
also the bugs are great

[kestrels]

i bet you there's bugs in all the sandwich spreads.

bug butter.

bug jam.

[wrend]

you want me to check the labels?

[kestrels]

you can read???

[wrend]

don't need to read when i've got text to voice installed in my skull