meadowlark | @jai.kinvaio

@jai.kinvaio

> you are a weary adventurer, many years away from your home. you come upon the grounds of a ruined castle, and built upon the castle's flagstones is a fire. it seems to have been lit fairly recently, but it could use another log or two.

do you:

> sit by the fire and let it smolder down
> hunt around for wood to keep it going
> keep to the shadows to see if whoever built it will return
> choose your own adventure.

（ ooc: if you want to hijack someone else's 'story' to choose a different option, feel free to do that too! ）

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they died naked.

big skeletal orgy.

way to make me sad i missed out on a big skeletal orgy
but since i've been cursed with impotence anyway--

> cry

sucks to be you.

you sit in the middle of the skeleton pile sobbing despondently because you're sad and shit, and eventually your cries attract the attention of the god you pissed off.

who comes to rescue you because they're weak to pathetic idiots who fall into traps.

so they help you out and you live happily ever after i guess.

and they lift the curse.

sounds fake
4/10, most unrealistic rpg i've ever played through

broaden ya horizons.

no thanks
i know what i like

oh yeah?

sure hope so

you are supremely shitty at actually answering questions.

this is why you're missing fingers you know.

i like to think im real good at half answers

that you fucking are.

（ jai's literal years of therapy may be the most unattractive thing about him, and aidan's ability to commit to answering questions is absolutely his. ）