@wade.wilson

[ishotyouuu]

so uh

quick question

has anyone been getting any weird messages from wrong numbers recently

cuz i just got one but its not like 1 of those typical chain texts u get or whatever

seems 2 be important

all about shipments and stuff like that

no return number either

also somewhat related

does anyone know a dude by the name of Johann Grey

just wondering

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@jyn.erso

[realists]

Johann Grey helped facilitate bringing Judas to Cassius after the UNA base raid.

[ and.. other stuff. ]

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[ishotyouuu]

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[ishotyouuu]

ok can u maybe give me like a condensed Wikipedia page of whatever the hell u just said bc i didnt understand any of that

[realists]

[ oh he's... newish. ]

Cassius: mass murdering AI, good jokes, the lost AI that used an EMP against New Amsterdam, call us birdies

Judas: also it turns out a mass murdering AI, secretly in the hands of the UNA for the past 400 years

Cassius asked the Displaced to free Judas so some did, but since AI don't have hands he needed someone with opposable thumbs to plug Judas into a server, that's Johann Grey.

[ishotyouuu]

so why the hell am i suddenly getting his mail then

its been FOWARDED 2 me too thats the weirdest thing

[realists]

No return address?

[ishotyouuu]

nope, its blank

no idea who mightve done it or if it was an accident or anything

looks like Mister Grey had a little hobby in gene-splicing tho from the looks of this delivery request

and idk about u but thats setting off some huge red flags 4 me rn

[realists]

Dr Grey

Can you attach it? Things like this have been sent before.

[ishotyouuu]

Yeah, you'll forgive me if I question the validity of his doctorate until I get some concrete proof. Dr. Phil claims to be a doctor, after all.

[Huh, look at that. Conspicuously improved grammar out of nowhere.]

I just found out about the big dossier thingy, I'll attach it there.

[realists]

Don't mistake that clarification as respect. He did brain surgery on my best friend, twice, for no reason.

[ishotyouuu]

[Oh, great. Another one of those Josef Mengele types. And Wade's PTSD was just going down to acceptable levels of one to two night terrors a day.]

Is your friend okay? Getting your brainpan messed around with once is bad enough.

[realists]

She is.

[ aside from, you know, trauma. but that is not jyn's story. ]

Johann also works with one of the candidates for governor, Jovavich, but there's no record of him actually being tied to the company.

[ishotyouuu]

No record ON the books, maybe.

In any case, this warrants some sleuthing.

Glad your friend's okay.

[realists]

[ oh that's a nice??? sentiment?? jyn shows it to daisy but otherwise doesn't comment because FEELINGS ARE FOR CHUMPS ]

I haven't been able to find anything yet. Hope you have better luck.

[ishotyouuu]

{Wade slips back into his lazy text speak almost seamlessly.]

well now that they have my attention im not abt 2 let this opportunity pass me by

almost feels like i got this message for a reason u know what i mean

[realists]

Works out for us that you did.

Not everyone is smart enough to share.

[ishotyouuu]

[N'awww, she thinks he's smart! It's a weird compliment to be flattered by, he's sure, but he's hungry for any sort of validation at this point.]

well i mean dont get me wrong

id love 2 be able to figure this out on my own but unfortunately i havent been around the block as long as some of the other ppl here

seems stupid 2 leave all this 2 myself when im kinda out of my depth here if u know what i mean