@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a bit that he's stewed on it, and honestly, Loki isn't very much up for the opinion's of others. this time, there's a nagging little curiosity in him, something that springs something else to life that he thought would be easy to bury when he arrived.

so: ]

All appropriate extended greetings and "good afternoon"s.
Which one of you hail from a universe that has gods?
Not just gods in the literal, very physical sense, but also gods in the mythical one. Please, tell me about it. Indulge my boredom.
I hereby dub it story time.

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[selfimage]

[ WOW THANKS HE HATES IT

he knows how this quacks ]

A Thor fan.

[ishotyouuu]

oh so u heard of him

not surprising i mean he tends 2 leave an impression ;D

[Even if Loki ends up turning his dick into a beehive, he's having fun with this.]

[selfimage]

Ah- yes, and usually it's in the shape of a hammer to the face.

[ you're lucky he's got no sorcery here, mr deadpool ]

[ishotyouuu]

oh i know

ive been on the receiving end many a time

tbh it was an honor 2 be pounded by him

[Wade are you even aware of what you're-- y'know what, never mind.]

[selfimage]

[ by the fucking norns ]

Gross.

[ishotyouuu]

this coming from a guy whos got stories abt him fucking a horse

jussayin bro

ppl in glass houses shouldnt kinkshame

[selfimage]

That's a little old hat for my taste.
The testicles tied to a goat story is by far more accurate and much more fun.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean i wasnt gonna judge u for that

pretty sure were all guilty of going on that one wild tear after too much tequila

[selfimage]

Then you've got me nailed as the Renfest reject, hm?

[ishotyouuu]

well yeah

no offense but no amount of liquor can ever excuse that headpiece

[selfimage]

Of course not. You're not Asgardian. So I plead that you're of little opinion when it comes to "headpieces."

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean

ur the only Asgardian ive seen in that getup

ur bro doesnt wear it at least

so forgive me if i doubt that ur wearing the latest in Asgardian style brosef

[selfimage]

My brother has strutted around in the same garb for the last upteenth-thousand years.
His helmet has tiny wings.
As you can see, Asgardian fashion as gone the way of spandex and mortal shorts for biking.

I'll not hear the opinion of your dry Midgardian fashion sensibilities.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean if it aint broke dont fix it amirite

i think the look works 4 him tbh

at least his outfit doesnt broadcast that hes constantly horny on main ;D

[TOO EASY, FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.]

[selfimage]

You know, I didn't earn the nickname Silver Tongue because I'm good at lying.

[ishotyouuu]

what a coincidence

i aint called Merc with a Mouth 4 my rhetoric either ;D ;D ;D

but honestly i fail 2 see what this has 2 do w anything except proving my point

unless im supposed 2 be impressed by that in which case my b

[selfimage]

Did I say I was trying to disprove it?
Please- I'll loudly proclaim "horny on main."

[ don't @ him ]

[ishotyouuu]

[Oh you're getting @ ed hardcore, bruh.]

dude dont put that in quotes like that

thats like

suburban mom levels of lame right there

[selfimage]

Come now- I didn't know we were passing judgment on suburban moms.
Who else made it acceptable to have a good glass of wine at noon?

[ishotyouuu]

i mean

u guys kinda had a hand in that one too

[selfimage]

There's a difference between noon and before 9 AM.

[ishotyouuu]

not if u work the timezones right ;D

[selfimage]

If my brethren had ever had to work the numbers, I'd assume they'd pass out from confusion on the spot.

[ishotyouuu]

i figured u guys dont rly need 2 worry abt that

who cares abt time when u can live forever

[...A little too close to home, that.]

[selfimage]

Wouldn't that be nice?