@loki.odinson

[selfimage]

[ it's been a bit that he's stewed on it, and honestly, Loki isn't very much up for the opinion's of others. this time, there's a nagging little curiosity in him, something that springs something else to life that he thought would be easy to bury when he arrived.

so: ]

All appropriate extended greetings and "good afternoon"s.
Which one of you hail from a universe that has gods?
Not just gods in the literal, very physical sense, but also gods in the mythical one. Please, tell me about it. Indulge my boredom.
I hereby dub it story time.

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

well yeah

no offense but no amount of liquor can ever excuse that headpiece

[selfimage]

Of course not. You're not Asgardian. So I plead that you're of little opinion when it comes to "headpieces."

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean

ur the only Asgardian ive seen in that getup

ur bro doesnt wear it at least

so forgive me if i doubt that ur wearing the latest in Asgardian style brosef

[selfimage]

My brother has strutted around in the same garb for the last upteenth-thousand years.
His helmet has tiny wings.
As you can see, Asgardian fashion as gone the way of spandex and mortal shorts for biking.

I'll not hear the opinion of your dry Midgardian fashion sensibilities.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean if it aint broke dont fix it amirite

i think the look works 4 him tbh

at least his outfit doesnt broadcast that hes constantly horny on main ;D

[TOO EASY, FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.]

[selfimage]

You know, I didn't earn the nickname Silver Tongue because I'm good at lying.

[ishotyouuu]

what a coincidence

i aint called Merc with a Mouth 4 my rhetoric either ;D ;D ;D

but honestly i fail 2 see what this has 2 do w anything except proving my point

unless im supposed 2 be impressed by that in which case my b

[selfimage]

Did I say I was trying to disprove it?
Please- I'll loudly proclaim "horny on main."

[ don't @ him ]

[ishotyouuu]

[Oh you're getting @ ed hardcore, bruh.]

dude dont put that in quotes like that

thats like

suburban mom levels of lame right there

[selfimage]

Come now- I didn't know we were passing judgment on suburban moms.
Who else made it acceptable to have a good glass of wine at noon?

[ishotyouuu]

i mean

u guys kinda had a hand in that one too

[selfimage]

There's a difference between noon and before 9 AM.

[ishotyouuu]

not if u work the timezones right ;D

[selfimage]

If my brethren had ever had to work the numbers, I'd assume they'd pass out from confusion on the spot.

[ishotyouuu]

i figured u guys dont rly need 2 worry abt that

who cares abt time when u can live forever

[...A little too close to home, that.]

[selfimage]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[ishotyouuu]

wouldnt what be nice

living forever?

[selfimage]

Not caring about time.

[ishotyouuu]

is that smth u rly think about?

i figured u guys were above all that, being gods and all

[selfimage]

Time works as an experience for all, though perceptions of it may be different.
How slow or quickly it moves is not merely confined to age.

[ishotyouuu]

In my experience it moves faster the older you get.

Must move pretty fast for you, then, huh.

[It's not an insult.]

[selfimage]

[ how did he get into this. ]

You're only as old as you feel.

[ishotyouuu]

lol thats just smth old ppl say

u really believe that

[Because by that logic, up until a few months ago he felt a hell of a lot older than you are.]

[selfimage]

[ well you know, technically ]

Time is based on perspective. Just like everything else.
It's probably more believable than most other things.

[ishotyouuu]

more believable than gods?