@fenris.salvesen

[magicalglowstick]

Is it a normal occurrence to wake up holding something you didn't have before, or should I begin booby trapping my apartment?

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[magicalglowstick]

That is a loaded question, don't you think?

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It sounded like you had something specific in mind.

[magicalglowstick]

[Why does everything have to be made so complicated here?]

I did not.

[Not that he doesn't have a list.]

It stands to reason that there are worse than simple thieves to worry about in this place.

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[ this is complex, Fenris!!!

he'd sound almost wistful if they were talking in person. ]

They're hard to account for if you can't pinpoint them.
But not all thieves are simple.
We were stolen, weren't we? Would that make who stole us a complex thief?

[ maybe it's a joke. ]

[magicalglowstick]

Do not speak of us as if we are property to be taken. We were kidnapped.

[Is it an important distinction? To him it is. It's a bit of a sore spot, joke or no.]

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[ definitely a sore spot. ]

That's not what I meant.
All thieves aren't common thieves. This situation's pretty unique.

I didn't meant the offense. Sorry.

[magicalglowstick]

[Okay, well...the apology at least calms him down some.]

It is fine. I'm sorry.

[Even he can admit when he unjustly loses his shit a little.]

You focused a great deal on the word "thief".

[Just saying.]

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[ he'll adjust that for later—probably not a thing to ask about on the network. ]

Because I'm a thief.

[magicalglowstick]

Something you admit so freely.

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Are you going to do something about it?

[magicalglowstick]

I hadn't planned on it, no.

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Good, then I'll be sure to spare you.

[magicalglowstick]

Oh how relieved I am.