@joseph.kavinsky

[dreamkillers]

so i'm thinking my options here are pretty well limited to finding a sugar daddy but hey if you're looking for a self-trained chemist hmu

also if you're a daddy looking to hook up i'm real easy js


[ ooc; sorry for this trashfire. :( ]

Comments

@simon.laurent;

[incelligent]

[GULPS BC...

WHY DOES HE GET THE FEELING THAT THE TERM "SUGAR DADDY" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LABORATORIES OR PROPER PHARMACEUTICALS...]

you learned chemistry all by yourself?

[diVERT the convERSATION]

through what resources

agH what i mean to sa Y iS

[ASDKFSKJ DON'T ASK DON'T ASK DON'T ASK]

like, what books did you read?

[dreamkillers]

[ squints. what books did he read..?? that's what he's getting out of this? ]

baby if you want me to list the books i read we'll be here all fucking day
plus i had a lot of hands on experience
i'm not gonna be working in some fancy lab anytime soon but i know some shit

@ian.fowler

[wittingly]

Not sure about daddy but if you're looking for Father I think @nathan.drake is taking confessions

[dreamkillers]

i'll confess if that's what he's into

@nathan.drake

[nonscriptum]

that'll be as many hail marys as years you are old

@adam.parrish

[scrlies]

He's seventeen and most likely will set everything you own on fire.

[dreamkillers]

don't fucking cockblock me parrish
some guys are into that

ronan.lynch

[somniphoria]

for fucks sake

[dreamkillers]

hey princess :)
not all of us have a big strong man around the house you know?

@thor.odinson

[ofmyth]

i would contact @tony.stark



[ don't actually contact tony this is just an ongoing joke ]

[dreamkillers]

for which part bc i gotta tell you if he's a daddy into self-made chemists i'm already gagging for it

@joe.jones

[malta]

@sebastien.booker is daddy

[dreamkillers]

how daddy we talking bc i got standards

[ no he does not. ]

[ not here ]

[genova]

[ there is no network activity, but somewhere, nicky is smirking. ]

@lance.sweets

[lifetothefullest]

[There's so much about this post and the replies to it that makes Lance want to just pretend he didn't see it, but instead he's going to at least try to be helpful.]

Is this a first choice as far as a job goes, or are you just trying to make some income in general?

[dreamkillers]

it's kinda cute you're actually trying to be helpful thanks babe
listen i grew up in the bulgarian mafia so you can guess what my job skills are

@eugene.hicks

[preseance]

I'm reasonably certain New Amsterdam has a red light district that might be able to accommodate your tastes.

（ it's too bad the saharan dryness of his tone can't translate over text, really. no judgement — he was friends with several piccadilly commandos, but he does find amusement in this post being so out of the ordinary among the displaced. ）

[dreamkillers]

yeah but see they have all these regulations and shit and i need a lil something until they give me the thumbs up

@goro.akechi

[impede]

I suggest that you try @stephen.strange.

[dreamkillers]

wtf is he a stripper or

@stephen.strange, private.

[rehandle]

Thanks for the recommendation.

@ren.amamiya

[variate]

I don't think anyone has enough money to support someone else's habits.
There are a few odd jobs around, though, if you're interested.

[dreamkillers]

sounds like the worst

@john.dixon (private)

[baum]

Hey, man.

So, chemistry. We only talking about drugs?

[dreamkillers]

[ privacy filter, huh? ]

also pretty good with explosives and shit

[ most of them had been dreamed in the end, but he learned it all the hard way first. ]

why

@wade.wilson

[ishotyouuu]

what kind of chemist are we talking abt here

like is this a Hank Pym or a Tyler Durden sort of situation

[dreamkillers]

mostly shit that can get you high and shit that can blow you up
sometimes a lil of both

@castiel.winchester

[unwings]

I am a father, but have no need for a chemist. Nor do I possess an excess of sugar.

What exactly is it that you need?

@robert.plant

[righteously]

he wants dicks and money, Cas
neither of which you're giving him

( don't think about that last part too much okay )