@joseph.kavinsky

[dreamkillers]

so i'm thinking my options here are pretty well limited to finding a sugar daddy but hey if you're looking for a self-trained chemist hmu

also if you're a daddy looking to hook up i'm real easy js


[ ooc; sorry for this trashfire. :( ]

Comments

@simon.laurent;

[incelligent]

[GULPS BC...

WHY DOES HE GET THE FEELING THAT THE TERM "SUGAR DADDY" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LABORATORIES OR PROPER PHARMACEUTICALS...]

you learned chemistry all by yourself?

[diVERT the convERSATION]

through what resources

agH what i mean to sa Y iS

[ASDKFSKJ DON'T ASK DON'T ASK DON'T ASK]

like, what books did you read?

[dreamkillers]

[ squints. what books did he read..?? that's what he's getting out of this? ]

baby if you want me to list the books i read we'll be here all fucking day
plus i had a lot of hands on experience
i'm not gonna be working in some fancy lab anytime soon but i know some shit

@ian.fowler

[wittingly]

Not sure about daddy but if you're looking for Father I think @nathan.drake is taking confessions

[dreamkillers]

i'll confess if that's what he's into

@adam.parrish

[scrlies]

He's seventeen and most likely will set everything you own on fire.

@nathan.drake

[nonscriptum]

that'll be as many hail marys as years you are old

@nathan.drake

[nonscriptum]

[ Is he just responding to this annoying ping he got? Yeah. Did he read the rest of the post? No, absolutely not. ]

look, sorry, i'm not a priest or anything

[incelligent]

i am not a baby

and i WILL not be referred to as such

[Yes, that's exactly what Simon is getting out of this. Maybe it was unwise to discount this idiot before. Self-taught in chemistry? Even if that was to sell drugs, he might have the knowledge to make other useful things. Poisons, antidotes, explosives...

That's a long list.]

if you have references that would be great

ronan.lynch

[somniphoria]

for fucks sake

[wittingly]

Yes, Father

@thor.odinson

[ofmyth]

i would contact @tony.stark



[ don't actually contact tony this is just an ongoing joke ]

[dreamkillers]

do i seem like i'm looking for a priest

[dreamkillers]

don't fucking cockblock me parrish
some guys are into that

[dreamkillers]

hey princess :)
not all of us have a big strong man around the house you know?

[dreamkillers]

for which part bc i gotta tell you if he's a daddy into self-made chemists i'm already gagging for it

[dreamkillers]

lol ok babe

yeah ok let me just find my fucking resume

[somniphoria]

so stay at the fucking safehouse

[nonscriptum]

ok having actually read your post now i can safely say
no

[ Jesus, kids these days. ]

@adam.parrish

[scrlies]

He's a high school drug dealer.

Don't trust anything he says.

[dreamkillers]

your loss babe

[dreamkillers]

nah

[ofmyth]

he's a self-made philanthropist so he may have need of a chemist


as for being a daddy, i cannot confirm or deny if that's a title he'd take for himself. he does enjoy telling others what to do though

[scrlies]

Nobody here wants your brand of nonsense.

[dreamkillers]

do you think i would actually work for this kid
he freaked out over paint fumes on the network
relax parrish

[dreamkillers]

yeah ok