@ian.fowler

[wittingly]

Hey guys

I know the plants and wildlife really fucked with the structural integrity of a lot of buildings while we were gone. If any of you have any damage to your home that needs repaired, I can help with that really easily. Doesn't have to just be like walls and floors, I can also fix broken windows and appliances, stuff like that.

Just let me know.

Comments

@ellie.miller

[notathreat]

That one of your powers?

[wittingly]

Yeah, partly. I'm also an engineer, so it's a little bit of both.

[notathreat]

That's pretty damn cool

There's a dive bar and some shops over on the lower level of the Jordaan district, that area got fucked up good and could use some help with repairs

Most of the people on that block are cool too and they're good with Displaced from what I've seen, so I'm sure they'd be grateful if you showed up to help, might even hook you up with supplies

[wittingly]

I can hit it up in the early morning hours. Probably fewer people around to see it. Do you know the owners? Surprising somebody by rearranging the walls of their collapsed businesses seems like a great way to get punched. Giving them a warning would probably be a good idea.

@lance.sweets [private]

[lifetothefullest]

Can you make my appliances cook for me?

[He's joking, obviously.]

This is really nice of you to offer.

[wittingly]

Technically that's what microwaves do. Not a fan of cooking?

& I know, I'm the best

[lifetothefullest]

I guess so, though I've been told microwaved food doesn't really count.

I've also been told I'm a fire hazard.

Don't get too excited; it doesn't take that much to be the best around here.

@kyna.medina

[evocation]

can i start calling you bob the builder?

Re: @kyna.medina

[wittingly]

What about, like
Ian the inventor?

[evocation]

shit, that's good
do you need any help?
i mean, i don't have cool building powers, but
i can figure out something

@cal.amari

[kinkprofessor]

[ Imagine, if you will, Quin seeing Ian's profile picture and just

smashing in a window. He puts a nice little bit of greenery to look convincing enough, at least, when he sends the picture. ]

I would appreciate any assistance. It's warm enough that it isn't a large concern yet though.

[wittingly]

( delightful imagery that he does not even slightly suspect. )

Yeah man, no problem, easy enough. Should only take like five minutes. I can swing by after work.

[kinkprofessor]

[ Perfect. Though only five minutes...? Hm. There might """conveniently""" be more broken things to repair in his apartment by the time Ian arrives that he will just happen to remember. ]

I appreciate it.
What kind of work do you do here?

@killian.jones

[unmoor]

Free of charge?

[wittingly]

Free of charge

[unmoor]

Sounds too good to be true, doesn't it?

@samuel.drake

[withmeinparadise]

how are you at laying tile?

[wittingly]

about a hundred times better now that I can do it with my brain

beats knee pads by a mile

[withmeinparadise]

i know a couple places could use it. you don't get prissy about brothels, right?

@adam.parrish

[scrlies]

If you need any help, I'm pretty handy.

[wittingly]

Nice! Is it like a hobby or were you in the trade?

[scrlies]

Summer jobs.

@drake.holloway

[braveoff]

I think there's some electrical damage in our kitchen I can't afford to hire anybody to fix -- I'm pretty handy but would rather not get zapped, if you've got time to help? Maybe I'll learn something.

[wittingly]

Yeah man, no problem. I'll walk you through it. Tomorrow work?

[braveoff]

Tomorrow's good. All I'm up to right now is clearing the city, so I can be free whenever.

There's a meal in it for you if you can fix my stove.