@anonymous

[wrend]

anyone ever lose their shit waiting in this dystopian hellhole of a safehouse?

bc i'm about to find a pointy object and stab out the eyes of whichever asshole smiles my way next

Comments

[notathreat]

it's callisto
don't be a dick or she'll bite your face off

[And maybe even if he isn't.]

[wrend]

do i seem like a dick to you?

( says the guy, threatening to cut everyone. )

[notathreat]

i've met worse but you're on the scale

[wrend]

where on a scale from 1 to 10?

[notathreat]

eh like a 5 or a 6 so far
mostly for getting castiel taking you almost seriously and teasing glimmer

[Both are a little too easy, basically.]

[wrend]

are you disrespecting my culture?

[notathreat]

hell no I totally respect the need to stab someone sometimes
but it's usually not like a friendly greeting

[wrend]

who said it was meant to be a friendly gesture?

[notathreat]

then we might be from the same part of boston

[wrend]

we might be

( the fuck is a boston. )

[notathreat]

If you are you gotta tell me because that makes like three different people from boston

[wrend]

who?

[notathreat]

Why don't you ask around, see who wants to talk about themselves
You CAN just be upfront

[wrend]

no thanks

[notathreat]

being upfront or asking around?

[wrend]

either?

[notathreat]

I mean fair enough
Do I get to know your name, or what

[wrend]

wren

( not his actual name but -- an alias he uses anyway. )

[notathreat]

[Oh boy, Jimothy's gonna love that.]

Like the bird?

[wrend]

like the bird

[notathreat]

great
bird themes are kind of
a thing here

[wrend]

i've read up

[notathreat]

probably the best thing you can do

[wrend]

sure
love all the infighting on here

[notathreat]

it's how we get so much done

[Does the sarcasm come through in the text?]