@anonymous

[wrend]

anyone ever lose their shit waiting in this dystopian hellhole of a safehouse?

bc i'm about to find a pointy object and stab out the eyes of whichever asshole smiles my way next

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@anon

[kestrels]

Don't be sharkist, asshole.

（ he's literally just saying this to be contrary to aidan seeing as how he had similar questions himself... ）

[wrend]

new chip, who dis

[kestrels]

I'm your fairy fucking godmother.

[wrend]

seriously?
you the hot one or the short one

[kestrels]

Let's say I'm both. Two-for-one.

[wrend]

you only get one
hot or short

[kestrels]

Literally why would anyone go with 'short'? You have to pick two traits with equal value, otherwise you're setting yourself up for some one-sided answers.

[wrend]

your hesitance tells me you're the short one
hey short fairy fucking godmother, can you get me a glass of juice?
i'm parched

[kestrels]

Respectfully,

go fuck yourself.

[wrend]

what a shit fairy
can i get a replacement

[kestrels]

Nope. You're stuck with this one.

Suck it.

[wrend]

since you asked so nicely
;)

[kestrels]

🖕🖕🖕

[wrend]

👅 😘