@anonymous

[wrend]

anyone ever lose their shit waiting in this dystopian hellhole of a safehouse?

bc i'm about to find a pointy object and stab out the eyes of whichever asshole smiles my way next

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@mitch.buchannon

[hiyakai]

sucks to be you

[wrend]

sucks to suck

[hiyakai]

depends on the sucking

[wrend]

dirty

[hiyakai]

(;

[wrend]

are you flirting with me, mitch?

[hiyakai]

i could be

[wrend]

is it the stabbing part?
or is it the losing my shit part?

[hiyakai]

does it have to be one or the other?

[wrend]

that's fucked up

[hiyakai]

is it any more fucked up than the one who's threatening to do the actual stabbing?

[wrend]

stabbing someone and being attracted to someone else stabbing someone are two way different ballgames

[hiyakai]

well, you got me there

i guess that's fair

[wrend]

but if that's your kink, you can bring me a better knife
;)

[hiyakai]

oh bad timing

i just ran out of my supply of big pointy knives

[wrend]

that's really unfortunate
for you

[hiyakai]

yeah i'm super heartbroken about it

[wrend]

i can tell
maybe next time

[hiyakai]

i'll save one just for you (:

[wrend]

appreciate it, babe

[hiyakai]

aw stop it
you're gonna make me blush

[wrend]

not my fault you're easily flustered is it ;)

[hiyakai]

you're right

i'm gonna have to brace myself for you

[wrend]

i only go harder from here, sweetheart