@robert.plant

[righteously]

Alright kids, listen up. Here's what we're doing.

Plan A - Lance, you look into shipping artifacts to a volunteer displaced on the moon. Anxiety Potter has 2, Drake has 1, we need a fourth. Chime in if you got one. If it seems secure and viable, do it. The hipster and his girlfriend can draft up the Ikea instructions.

Plan B - If shipping isn't viable, Stark, you already volunteered for a shuttle party. Be on deck to pick up the goods and hop on board for the return trip. If you get punted off we go to plan C.

Plan C - Jimmy's willing to throw his Bezos money at us to charter a private trip once society's functional again. It's a safety net option, but it kind of depends on the human race not collectively freaking out after the whole Second Life fiasco. It also means everybody's gonna have to slow their roll for a few weeks. Boo hoo.

Plans D, E, and F are stupid. Everybody knows who we are, nobody's strolling through TSA after a threat level red. Nobody's stealing an entire freaking space ship without getting caught, don't ruin Hanukkah in July for the rest of us. We build our own rocket and we're gonna get the future air force scrambling F-15s in about six seconds.

If none of that works, we'll circle back to the dumb ones.

Everybody shut up and leave each other alone. Opinions are like assholes. Nobody cares and toilet paper doesn't exist anymore. If you're not here to volunteer or talk logistics, don't talk. Nobody's stopping you from planning your own birthday party mooncation. Hell, first one there wins a prize.

If you have feedback, put it in the suggestion box in my office. Schedule all appointments through my secretary. Please don't make Jimothy a thing. I'm too old to live like that.


EDIT: If you got a specific reason you wanna get to the moon or questions for Jimmy, head on over here. Run it by Jason. He'll see what he can do. Maybe save us a trip.

Comments

@ellie.miller

[notathreat]

So, where's your office and who's your secretary?

[She has opinions about Jimothy.]

[righteously]

it's on the corner of Nope and Don't Care
Two doors down from the McDonalds
Ask for Trisha

[notathreat]

Is this her

@clarke.griffin

[strove]

It sounds like most of these things hinge on things that aren't possible.

Plan A requires a volunteer who isn't determined to get back down to Earth or who actually wants to help.

Plan B won't work because he'll be turned away, as confirmed by @dick.grayson.

Plan C probably requires us exposing that we'd be going to the moon at all.

I think it comes down to what we're willing to risk at this stage. It sounds like that's the biggest concern right now. Maybe if it's worth the risk, or if we should be focusing on the fact that we're back and we don't know what brought us to our second experience like that.

[righteously]

is the spam filter broken in here or something

[strove]

Most of your plans involve logistics that we can't pull off right now without risking the rest of the group and ignoring their concerns, or did you miss the recent Riverstone drama?

But thanks for seeing me as spam.

@dick.grayson

[dickism]

confirming that again. they'll be tracking who gets to the moon.
for what it's worth, i think this can wait. there are people on the ground suffering right now.

[righteously]

What part about this not being a discussion did I not make clear

It's a free internet, go strategize in your own post, we're not a freakin hive mind

@lance.sweets

[lifetothefullest]

Alternate version of plan A might be to try to get one person to the moon, preferably someone as under the radar as possible, and either send them or have them bring what they need to open a gate.

[Because he's realizing it might be a lot easier to worry about getting one person to the moon in a legitimate way, then get around having to bother with the rest of it by making a gate.]

[righteously]

Solid job on the new plan D, but until your plan D has an actual plan involved let's start with what we got already

[lifetothefullest]

Thanks, though I mostly suggested it because I don't think I'm going to be able to accomplish my part of plan A. It may fall apart immediately at the point of someone being willing to stay on the moon until they can open a gate.

But I can make sure of that before we try altering the plan.

[So, sort of compromise, he's just suddenly a bit discouraged about the original idea even though it definitely seemed like the easiest.]

@clarke.griffin

[strove]

From the sounds of it, he wants you to make plans that already don't work work and assumes pointing out that they've already fallen through in some way is arguing. It's probably not worth it right now.

[lifetothefullest]

I appreciate the concern, but it's okay. I think he's just trying to make sure we have a chance to explore options without them being shut down before we can try to work out the issues, though that may not be coming across so well.

[Putting it... Mildly...]

@ellie.miller

[notathreat]

I can do it. I haven't gotten into any trouble here yet, haven't outed myself to the locals.

[And she's got somebody she needs to see, but that can come after.]

[righteously]

you sure?
Don't get me wrong, happy to have the volunteer, but I wanna make sure you know what you're getting into
there's talks that it doesn't matter whether or not you've had five minutes of fame, somebody's got a list of all the displaced

you try and go through security you might get flagged

[lifetothefullest]

Okay, awesome. I'll keep that in mind if we end up having to go with that option.

[He's concerned people might recognize her from the Aerie, but that's different from being Displaced, so maybe it wouldn't be an issue after all.]

@eugene.hicks (private)

[preseance]

See, I always know when you're avoiding something by how strenuously you jump into some new project and how many folks you piss off in doing so.

Is Castiel back yet?

（ he might be willing to fight god for dean winchester, but he's still going to call him out on his bullshit in the same breath. ）

[righteously]

You gonna get in on this or are you gonna pretend to be my therapist

( So maybe he's bottling up all of his emotions and going full asshole

What's it to ya )

[preseance]

Frankly, I don't give a good goddamn what any of you yahoos are planning right now since ain't a one of you that can pull your heads out of your asses long enough to see daylight and if it weren't for the danger y'all are posing to the rest of us I'd wash my hands of it entirely. Only reason I ain't is because someone is going to have to stitch up the wounds afterwards and that lucky someone is damn near always me.

（ one thing the aerie did to him that life never quite succeeded at is makin' him angry. ）

And I ain't pretending to be your therapist, Dean. We're friends, in case you missed the memo. I'm worried about you.

@kyna.medina

[evocation]

we've got enough relics. mine, nate's and quentin's.

[righteously]

That's awesome
Stand by
We're gonna test the shipping plan, see if it's even viable
If it isn't, we're looking at a loan to Stark
If he can't pull it off we'll get it back to you to hang onto until Jimmigan gives us a 3 hour tour

You remember how to make that gate, right?

@jason.todd

[reneger]

i'm staying up on the moon for now
don't bring jack shit up here and fuck off

[righteously]

You know what, man, I respect your honesty
But I wasn't holding my breath, I saw your hard pass in the other post

Just because I gotta shoot my shot, there anything I can do to talk you into it?

@tony.stark | private

[voicelog]

i'm working different angles right now, but once i have something down that's more concrete than a hypothetical, i'll fill you in

[ just leave him out of all the squabbling, thanks. ]

[righteously]

Awesome
Keep me posted