@eugene.hicks

[preseance]

Evening, all.

Anyone fancy a trip to New Casablanca? Reckon there are plenty of us who could use something in the vein of a vacation given all we've managed lately. I know I ain't alone in knowing a few folk who could stand to relax some.

( he's not naming names, but. these people Know Who They Are. )

Just a day or two, probably heading out Friday and back Monday evening so's those of us working don't miss too many shifts. We'd be going by gate, so it wouldn't be too much out of our way time-wise.

@ gaby, may I have a moment of your time?

Comments

[reneger]

only if you let me pick yours
no questions

[preseance]

You ain't picking mine, FYI.

I know you. I'd probably end up in something French.

[reneger]

you don't want to wear a speedo?

terrible, gene
you're depriving everyone of that ass

[preseance]

I ain't gonna dignify that with a comment.

But please imagine me flipping you the bird.

Politely.

[reneger]

is there a polite way to flip someone off?

[preseance]

I'm Southern. There's a polite way to tell a fella to go copulate with his Ma where I'm from.

We usually follow it up by saying 'well, bless your heart!'

[reneger]

gene, darling
you can bless my heart any day of the week

[preseance]

Who's to say I don't?

[reneger]

i haven't felt it deep in my heart yet

[preseance]

Maybe you're just mistaking it for indigestion.

1/2

[stagethreeclinger]

shit
i walked right into that didnt i

2/2

[stagethreeclinger]

ok fine but
i dont have the fortitude or guts to get the whole bikini wax so just keep that in mind when you're at the skimpy options
lets try not to traumatize any children on the beach
gene included

[ roy's 100% stealth-purchasing a pair of back-up board shorts, but fine, he can do some swimwear modelling if it'll get jason enjoying a vacation. ]

[preseance]

For the record, there ain't no state of undress you could possibly be in in my vicinity that'd give me cause for offense, you know.

( roy do you KNOW how many free swinging dicks there were in the army in the 40s??? )

[stagethreeclinger]

[ he is trying to save himself from speedos and bikinis, gene, shhhh ]

hush you're ruining my argument, traitor

[preseance]

I see.

Well in that case, yes.

I would

very much be scandalized

by Roy in any particular state of undress. Please get this man a full body wet suit, lest I expire, Yea Verily.

[stagethreeclinger]

atta boy
i take it back, you are a good and loyal ally
Yea Verily

[reneger]

if gene can stand my naked body, he can definitely handle seeing yours
sorry bud

[stagethreeclinger]

when were you flashing gene?
does loki know?

[reneger]

you've seen significantly more than gene has

[stagethreeclinger]

well yeah but i'm me
sometimes we need quick costume changes
sometimes you need to be reminded that locking doors is important
sometimes pants are just unnecessary

but hey anyone wondering - its not just the suit, dude actually has an 8-pack

[reneger]

( he's getting gene shorts covered in ceasar salads. )

i'll give you a belt to bite down on
you can handle it

[stagethreeclinger]

[ jason wat. do they even make those or are you going to glue some lettuce to some shorts? ]

hey i agreed to dress up not aggressive manscaping
you keep your belt and your encouragement to yourself

[reneger]

( loki started it.

roy's getting some with ketchup bottles on them. )

i'm helping ;)

[stagethreeclinger]

[ he will treasure them, truly. ]

oh is that what that is
helping
like my fairy beachday godmother
will you turn a pumpkin into a pool noodle for me too

[reneger]

let me think about it