@robert.plant - day 2

[righteously]

Alright girls and ghouls, here's the skinny on the monster mash outside

giant asshole bats - blind as a, you know. doesn't matter, seems like they can hear your heartbeat or something. their MO is to claw the everloving crap out of you, so maybe don't let that happen. chopping its head off did the trick. also, blaring some heavy metal couldn't hurt. Ozzy is their kryptonite.

nine tails but not the pokemon unsexy furry wolf thing - cover up your ears, it does this freaky psychic screeching noise and you start tripping balls in the non burning man fun time way

brain slugs - they wanna pilot your meat suit around and give all glory to hypnotoad. seems like they might make you attack your buddies, so don't take it personally if your BFF comes at you with a haymaker out of left field. just hug it out. literally.

miniature pony sized bitch mosquito - bit my buddy Cas and transferred some kind of venom. whatever it was started taking root quick. turns out I can suck that out with my chest power, so if you know somebody that went and got bit, let me know your coordinates or meet me at the location I'm gonna talk about below

horrifying nightmare fuel spider people - why, just... seriously, why? who jurassic parked these things up? don't let them jab you or you WILL go to happy fun time burning man for this one while it sucks on your toes. chopping limbs off seemed to do the trick

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Part B of our Rydell High morning announcements

I have a welding torch, and we got a shitload of scrap metal just laying around from all the, you know, horrific devastation. Plan is to clean out one of the hospitals of any unfriendlies, start sealing it off and letting in some locals. If you wanna come help do pest control, nail up some boards, or tend to some vics, the mapquest directions are attached.

Give 'em hell


update: the unsexy wolves have officially been named Jennas. A Jenna, many Jennas. you're welcome.
Splinters - big ass rats that chew through your entire life. leave big tunnels, someone wanna check that out?
Bullwinkles (I didn't pick it don't look at me) - Tree Ent bark bone JRR tolkein knock-off

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@castiel.winchester

[unwings]

There's no option to subscribe, stop telling people to subscribe

[ he might've spent the last couple minutes off to the side trying to find the subscribe button because of you and your nonsense. ]

[righteously]

No it's like
the youtube
you know what never mind

@eugene.hicks

[preseance]

Well I understood approximately some of that.

( say it louder for the old fogeys in the back who don't know what the fuck a hypnotoad is, you absolute wanker. )

[righteously]

Which part's got you stumped, captain "no excuse not to google"

@quentin.coldwater

[filloryfanatic]

Plant creatures they're using the extra greenery we had here to sneak around. They look like different things but they're made out of plants. They have like pollen that is a flash bomb or something.

Giant rats that burrow and come out to attack people and then go back in. They're really fast.

[righteously]

killer topiary and Splinter

got it

@nathan.lowell

[acheless]

Remember when you said you were bored?

[ The motherfucker is implied. ]

[righteously]

Yeah maybe we don't need to bring that up...

@natasha.romanoff

[bornrussian]

Thank you. This is useful.

[Not the most professional of write-ups, but helpful all the same.]

[righteously]

[ He's already had his freak-out with Tony Stark and Stephen Strange. He's not gonna have another one.

It's just.

You know.

Black widow.

Do not ask if she looks like Scarjo, do not ask if she looks like Scarjo, do not ask-- ]

Any time, I live to serve

@ziggy.stardust

[stagethreeclinger]

i'd come help but i'm drowning in dangerous people asking for sharp stuff
and some ahole asked me to make a grenade launcher last minute
tell u what though bud
im gonna send you a couple little red riding gangsters to
1. give you those grenades
2. be back up
3. deliver a hug and some moral support

[righteously]

grenade launcher at a time like this?
what an asshole

do i wanna know why you have minions?

you know what
you make guns and grenade launchers
I absolutely do not want to know why you have minions
but if they don't deliver on the hugs I'm gonna assume you're the manager I take it up with

@yennefer.vengerberg

[angerberg]

As bestiaries go, yours certainly cannot be accused of being a dry read.

[righteously]

I can guarantee you, sister, it's never dry on this side of conecuh county

@lance.sweets

[lifetothefullest]

This is really useful information but I think I just flashed back to three entirely separate decades from all those references.

[And it was very funny but he's also kind of embarrassed that he understood them all.]

[righteously]

was it mapquest?
everyone forgets about mapquest

@steve.rogers

[fossils]

[ Hey monster hunter. Looks like you found your niche after all. ]

There's ones that'll shapeshift to adapt to your attacks and they're damn quick about it. Armor plating, spikes, extra legs and I doubt that's all.

Don't know if they have a weakness or how long they retain what they learn.

[righteously]

any thoughts on whether or not spooking it and chopping its head off quick would do the trick?

@scott.mccall

[commend]

Why Jennas?

Thanks for the bestiary on the fly

[righteously]

A tribute to the long dead but never forgotten Jenna Jameson
She's in the legs of an angel now

@tomoe.mikage

[jinshi]

Loathe as I am to have anything in common with these mindless beasts, I do feel as though I have to take offence at your bizarre naming of what is clearly some twisted attempt at a kitsune.
And calling it a "wolf thing." Good grief. It's clearly a fox.

[righteously]

I've seen a kitsune
that thing did not look like a kitsune

maybe if they threw a kitsune in a nuclear reactor with its cousin and waited a couple generations

@sora.sky

[lighthearted]

Wow. You learned all of this in one day?

[righteously]

Give or take.
I've been doing this a long time.

[ And maybe he's spent several straight hours in a violent and bloody blur going from altercation to altercation with little to no stopping. Getting scary-lost in the adrenaline and the chaos and the gore.

Purgatory was a hell of a drug. ]

@cassandra.pentaghast

[stabsbooks]

[ Something is wrong. Isn't the implant supposed to translate everything for her? Dean's descriptions are certainly painting a vivid picture for Cassandra, if not always a very accurate one. ]

Steel seems to be very effective against all of them, not only the bats.

Be wary near the water. There is something hunting there. It will masquerade as a person, as someone calling for help, and attack those who respond.

[righteously]

Yeah, starting to figure that out. Good ol machete to the melon, can't go wrong
gallagher style

when you say attack, you mean it goes all psycho zombie crazy or what?