@robert.plant - day 2

[righteously]

Alright girls and ghouls, here's the skinny on the monster mash outside

giant asshole bats - blind as a, you know. doesn't matter, seems like they can hear your heartbeat or something. their MO is to claw the everloving crap out of you, so maybe don't let that happen. chopping its head off did the trick. also, blaring some heavy metal couldn't hurt. Ozzy is their kryptonite.

nine tails but not the pokemon unsexy furry wolf thing - cover up your ears, it does this freaky psychic screeching noise and you start tripping balls in the non burning man fun time way

brain slugs - they wanna pilot your meat suit around and give all glory to hypnotoad. seems like they might make you attack your buddies, so don't take it personally if your BFF comes at you with a haymaker out of left field. just hug it out. literally.

miniature pony sized bitch mosquito - bit my buddy Cas and transferred some kind of venom. whatever it was started taking root quick. turns out I can suck that out with my chest power, so if you know somebody that went and got bit, let me know your coordinates or meet me at the location I'm gonna talk about below

horrifying nightmare fuel spider people - why, just... seriously, why? who jurassic parked these things up? don't let them jab you or you WILL go to happy fun time burning man for this one while it sucks on your toes. chopping limbs off seemed to do the trick

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Part B of our Rydell High morning announcements

I have a welding torch, and we got a shitload of scrap metal just laying around from all the, you know, horrific devastation. Plan is to clean out one of the hospitals of any unfriendlies, start sealing it off and letting in some locals. If you wanna come help do pest control, nail up some boards, or tend to some vics, the mapquest directions are attached.

Give 'em hell


update: the unsexy wolves have officially been named Jennas. A Jenna, many Jennas. you're welcome.
Splinters - big ass rats that chew through your entire life. leave big tunnels, someone wanna check that out?
Bullwinkles (I didn't pick it don't look at me) - Tree Ent bark bone JRR tolkein knock-off

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@castiel.winchester

[unwings]

There's no option to subscribe, stop telling people to subscribe

[ he might've spent the last couple minutes off to the side trying to find the subscribe button because of you and your nonsense. ]

[righteously]

No it's like
the youtube
you know what never mind

@eugene.hicks

[preseance]

Well I understood approximately some of that.

( say it louder for the old fogeys in the back who don't know what the fuck a hypnotoad is, you absolute wanker. )

[righteously]

Which part's got you stumped, captain "no excuse not to google"

[preseance]

You think I got time right now to google your six million goddamn weird-ass references to only the Lord knows what?

Looking up 'unsexy furry pokemon wolf thing' may have turned me off this whole googling thing for the rest of my natural life, I thank you kindly.

[righteously]

okay so
although that is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire goddamn life

point taken

bats - claws, weakness: getting head chopped off & loud noises
wolf fox animal hybrid with many tails - psychotropic screams, bad trip, hallucinations, cover ears
brain slugs - take over your brain, don't let 'em in
giant winged insects - poison, I can cure it
spider scorpion people - still god fucking awful, hallucinogenic sting that lulls prey to eat them while sedated, cut off stingers

we're taking over a hospital and reinforcing it
bring your wounded
gps coordinates attached

before you go all "wrath of god" on me again you spooky bastard

[preseance]

And it's technical sergeant, if we're being formal. sergeant if you're feeling frisky.

[righteously]

assume I'm always frisky

[preseance]

Ah, Hell. Glad to see you learned your lesson, son.

( he absolutely will not apologize. maybe dean won't be such a child about treatment next time!! )

I ain't too far off now, and I've got some wounded in tow. Walking types, mostly. One fella says he's an engineer and he ain't averse to helping out. I'll swing by and you can play babysitter here on out.

[preseance]

Down, boy.

[righteously]

Sounds like my kinda wounded guy
I'll take him

[preseance]

Roger that. I am en route now. Clear a spot for the wounded for now, I'll do some light triage before I head back out.

[righteously]

10-4

[righteously]

oh right, conecuh's a dry county

[preseance]

Of LIQUOR, you damn degenerate.

( but if you think he can't take a l'il innuendo u are incorrect, sirrah. he shared a bunk hall with like forty other horny eighteen year olds, an' he had to treat his fair share of stds brought about by his men's continual liaison with the piccadilly commandos. he ain't hardly shy!! )

@quentin.coldwater

[filloryfanatic]

Plant creatures they're using the extra greenery we had here to sneak around. They look like different things but they're made out of plants. They have like pollen that is a flash bomb or something.

Giant rats that burrow and come out to attack people and then go back in. They're really fast.

@nathan.lowell

[acheless]

Remember when you said you were bored?

[ The motherfucker is implied. ]

[righteously]

Yeah maybe we don't need to bring that up...

[righteously]

killer topiary and Splinter

got it

[acheless]

Monkey's paw bullshit.
Couldn't have wished us a vacation?

[righteously]

No comment

[ AKA even he knows it would be in poor taste to say this is kind of his version of a vacation. ]

You safe? How you holding up?

@natasha.romanoff

[bornrussian]

Thank you. This is useful.

[Not the most professional of write-ups, but helpful all the same.]

[righteously]

[ He's already had his freak-out with Tony Stark and Stephen Strange. He's not gonna have another one.

It's just.

You know.

Black widow.

Do not ask if she looks like Scarjo, do not ask if she looks like Scarjo, do not ask-- ]

Any time, I live to serve

[bornrussian]

If I find myself in your vicinity, I'll swing by and help hold your line.

[Natasha is going where the fight takes her. It's probably useless in the grand scheme of things, but until they have an overview, she is just going to keep trying to find little pockets of civilians to drag out of harm's way.

Maybe she'll try to move vaguely in the direction of his coordinates. It's a solid plan until she hears otherwise.]

[righteously]

Sounds like a plan
and if you need anything at all
gun
knife
engagement ring
knife

you just let me know