@hafid.alghul

[batricide]

I'm looking to gather information. Fill out the form below.

What is the name of your home planet? Do you know the specific designation of your universe?
What is the year in your native world?
What is the level of technology? What is the most advanced thing you know of?
Did you possess abilities prior to arrival? If so, how much of those abilities have you retained?
What power have you been given?
Do you have any form of criminal record?
Do you have any special skills that could be used to our advantage?

Comments

[drivein]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, man.
A lot of things are theoretically possible.
I'm just a weirdo with a typewriter.
A figurative one now.

[batricide]

I'm not here to play your therapist or boost our self-esteem.
If you don't think you're special then you're not. It's as easy as that.

[drivein]

Glad we both agree.
You'd make an awful therapist. Probably don't follow that career path.

Also, stay in school.

[batricide]

I have absolutely no need for school.

[drivein]

Then you can't be my therapist.
Reason 1/??

[batricide]

I understand human psychology more than most people.
And I don't want to be your therapist.

[drivein]

Reason 2/??

[batricide]

You might as well add the fact that you annoy me to the list.

[drivein]

Going on Reason 3.
So, what doesn't annoy you?

There's a few acceptable answers. One is dogs.

[batricide]

Basic competency.
Taking the situation we're in seriously.
Initiative.

[drivein]

You said you've got a handle on human psychology, right? People have to cope.
The way I cope is with sarcasm.

[batricide]

You and every other idiot who wears spandex.
There's a time and a place.

[ granted, the time is never and the place is go to hell but you know. ]

[drivein]

Yeah, and it sounds like you've already gotten that mapped out into buckets of acceptable and not acceptable.
Since it's not sarcasm or fun, what do you do to cope?